Shock stories emerged from London, England, yesterday that the ghost of the world famous author had returned on the 200th anniversary of his birth.
One spine-tingling story concerned the mysterious disappearance of young David Copperfield's pet go...
Tiger Woods, the world famous sex-god announced today, that he had ended the partygoer's nightmare of 'how did the moose get into my bed' with his invention of anti-beer goggles.
Hung-over revellers have long been puzzled by the mystery of how the...
Big busts and even bigger bust-ups are nothing new in the sexually-supercharged set of the smash Australian hit show, "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here."
But new ground was broken today, when big busted Jordan, the model with the unfeasibly larg...
The Pope shocked the world's religious organisations, when he announced, yesterday, that he was offering a 5 year 'no divorce' warranty on all new marriages in his Catholic churches.
This desperate move comes as figures are published to suggest th...
America's smartest President shocked the scientific community when he announced that he would solve the world's energy crisis by building 3 million wind-turbines on the Moon.
He stated that the Moon had been chosen for this radical project, becaus...
The British Prime Minister has complained that cartoons always show him as a fat bastard, when in fact, he has held the title of the slimmer of the year for the past 10 years.
A source close to Gordon Brown has disclosed that he is actually the...
International diplomacy suffered a severe setback yesterday when it was revealed that Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne was forced to strip naked by Britney Spears, at a peace conference to end the Israel/Hammas conflict.
Ms Spears was apparently attending t...
The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'.
President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State.
The Dubai Ministry for Sex and Alcohol shocked British couples when it announced that there was now a total worldwide ban on British couples having sex.
This declaration follows the trial of a male and female British couple who got a 3 month pris...
Bob Muppet, a humble contributor to the highly successful on-line satirical site TheSpoof.com, was shocked when he woke up to find that his story about Jimi Hendrix'...
The British Tourist Board,announced that it was launching an all inclusive holiday package designed for people who wanted to die.
The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.
After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.
In the red hot poker-heat of American politics, Hillary Clinton shocked her supporters yesterday when she got her amazing boobs out at a press conference in wonderful West Virginia.
Sparks were flying at Buckingham Palace yesterday when the Queen was informed that somebody had eaten all her swans.
The wacky L.A. celebrity scene was electrified yesterday when it was announced that Britney Spears has become engaged to Britain's ace footballer, Gazza.
Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.
Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.
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