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Charles Dickens's Ghost Ate My Goldfish

Funny story: Charles Dickens's Ghost Ate My Goldfish

Shock stories emerged from London, England, yesterday that the ghost of the world famous author had returned on the 200th anniversary of his birth. One spine-tingling story concerned the mysterious disappearance of young David Copperfield's pet go...

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Tiger Wood's Beer Goggles guarantee a Moose - free Christmas

Funny story: Tiger Wood's Beer Goggles guarantee a Moose - free Christmas

Tiger Woods, the world famous sex-god announced today, that he had ended the partygoer's nightmare of 'how did the moose get into my bed' with his invention of anti-beer goggles. Hung-over revellers have long been puzzled by the mystery of how the...

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Katie Price Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Funny story: Katie Price Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Big busts and even bigger bust-ups are nothing new in the sexually-supercharged set of the smash Australian hit show, "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here." But new ground was broken today, when big busted Jordan, the model with the unfeasibly larg...

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Pope's 5 Year No-Divorce Guarantee for Catholic Weddings

Funny story: Pope's 5 Year No-Divorce Guarantee for Catholic Weddings

The Pope shocked the world's religious organisations, when he announced, yesterday, that he was offering a 5 year 'no divorce' warranty on all new marriages in his Catholic churches. This desperate move comes as figures are published to suggest th...

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Obama plans first wind farm on the Moon

Funny story: Obama plans first wind farm on the Moon

America's smartest President shocked the scientific community when he announced that he would solve the world's energy crisis by building 3 million wind-turbines on the Moon. He stated that the Moon had been chosen for this radical project, becaus...

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Gordon Brown gets Slimmer of the Year Award

Funny story: Gordon Brown gets Slimmer of the Year Award

The British Prime Minister has complained that cartoons always show him as a fat bastard, when in fact, he has held the title of the slimmer of the year for the past 10 years. A source close to Gordon Brown has disclosed that he is actually the...

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Israel makes the Gaza strip and Britney makes Gazza strip

Funny story: Israel makes the Gaza strip and Britney makes Gazza strip

International diplomacy suffered a severe setback yesterday when it was revealed that Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne was forced to strip naked by Britney Spears, at a peace conference to end the Israel/Hammas conflict. Ms Spears was apparently attending t...

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Hillary sings 'Bye- Bye Blackbird'

Funny story: Hillary sings 'Bye- Bye Blackbird'

The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'. President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State. It was...

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Dubai puts world-wide sex ban on British couples

Funny story: Dubai puts world-wide sex ban on British couples

The Dubai Ministry for Sex and Alcohol shocked British couples when it announced that there was now a total worldwide ban on British couples having sex. This declaration follows the trial of a male and female British couple who got a 3 month pris...

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Spoof writer has 6 billion hits in a day

Funny story: Spoof writer has 6 billion hits in a day

Bob Muppet, a humble contributor to the highly successful on-line satirical site TheSpoof.com, was shocked when he woke up to find that his story about Jimi Hendrix'...

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Come to Britain to Die

Funny story: Come to Britain to Die

The British Tourist Board,announced that it was launching an all inclusive holiday package designed for people who wanted to die.

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No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

Funny story: No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.

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White Male Workers Banned in Britain

Funny story: White Male Workers Banned in Britain

After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.

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Obama plays an ace black card - but Hillary wins with a magnificent pair

Funny story: Obama plays an ace black card - but Hillary wins with a magnificent pair

In the red hot poker-heat of American politics, Hillary Clinton shocked her supporters yesterday when she got her amazing boobs out at a press conference in wonderful West Virginia.

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Which Fat Bastard ate the Queen's Swans?

Funny story: Which Fat Bastard ate the Queen's Swans?

Sparks were flying at Buckingham Palace yesterday when the Queen was informed that somebody had eaten all her swans.

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Britney and Gazza's Shocking Re-hab Romance

Funny story: Britney and Gazza's Shocking Re-hab Romance

The wacky L.A. celebrity scene was electrified yesterday when it was announced that Britney Spears has become engaged to Britain's ace footballer, Gazza.

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Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Funny story: Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.

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Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Funny story: Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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