Three students from Christian Preparatory High School were caught by faculty for scandalously flashing too much ankle at their senior prom.
Steve Brock, the principal of Christian Preparatory High explains the school's strict dress code: "Our sch...
A new research study published by the University of Eastleigh proved that teenagers aren't getting enough sleep in their math classes.
Dr. Berns, the leading researcher on the project, explained: "Many teenagers struggle from a lack of sleep. Aft...
Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore.
Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...
Marcus Travins, a 10th grade student at Wilmot High School in North Carolina, reportedly promised that he would stop procrastinating later this year.
He explains "I have a problem with pushing important assignments aside and eventually doing them...
For the first 100 days of his presidency, Donald Trump was undisputedly the leader of the free world. After passing Trumpcare, the new Republican health care bill that will reportedly cut several federal subsidies for healthcare, many Americans agree...
Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him.
"I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...
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