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The Time Traveler Vol. 3

Funny story: The Time Traveler Vol. 3

A physics professor, Alister Darwin, whose time machine allowed him to travel into the future, is now on a journey with his wife Aesa and his 7-year-old son David, to make contact with the Lumen, a future species of man that lives underground. Darwin...

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The Time Traveler Vol. 2

Funny story: The Time Traveler Vol. 2

Alister Darwin, a physics professor, who made a time machine and traveled into the future now has a family with a female android he befriended. He desperately tries to seek answers to events that perplex him. Aesa, the female android gives birt...

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The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Funny story: The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Dark age of man: In a universe, far away, an enchanted Witch dressed as a beggar arrives at a castle during a feast hosted by a beautiful Virgin Princess. The Witch offers the Virgin Princess a mouse as payment for a meal. When she refuses, the Witch...

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The MIE found the Gods of Creation

Funny story: The MIE found the Gods of Creation

German Science Academy- "A core base of life has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. They have received a message from one of the Creator's of humanity. T...

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How to write spoof Comedy

Funny story: How to write spoof Comedy

Comedy Central: Comedians say that an interesting news article that glues a reader to a story is good enough to keep him interested then the spoof writer should edit the article with Comedy. The entire article will flow smooth. Wordiness will dull...

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Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

Funny story: Germany discovers an evolutionary secret

German Science Academy- "A core base of evolution has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on complex c...

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A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017

Funny story: A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017

Yes, it's true, by all appearances, she is reeking ugly and is the world's ugliest woman. She's still a virgin and her name is Phyllis Diller Bonham. In a competition usually comprised of the world's ugliest, the creepy looking Bonham beat out 6...

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Heather Coon the prostitute and spy

Funny story: Heather Coon the prostitute and spy

But, alas: Heather Coon, the musician and also an M20 spy who was deported from Syria in 2010 after pleading guilty to conspiracy charges, is now being accused of engaging in a psychological war against Russian leader Adrik Vartanyan. She has bee...

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Germany jumps into the future

Funny story: Germany jumps into the future

A brilliant scientist has done the unbelievable, he has build a time machine that has allowed him to view Germany's future in the year 20016. Ronald Mallett, 69, had success with his design of a 'tunnel' of laser light that sends messages and rece...

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Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Funny story: Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Damascus, Syria-- Police in Southern Syria have arrested a young woman who mistakenly forgot her Burka in the toilet during a number two. Her ugly face sparked outrage from people when a foreign photographer snapped a picture of her and informed...

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Joey Walnuts eats 72 Rockey Mountain Oysters to win Nathan's Famous title

Funny story: Joey Walnuts eats 72 Rockey Mountain Oysters to win Nathan's Famous title

Joey Walnuts continues to astonishing the world of competitive eating with his title as Rockey Mountain Oyster King. On Tuesday, the 21-year-old genius won the Nathan's Rockey Mountain Oysters Contest for the 10th time, breaking his own record by...

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The time traveler and his time machine Vol. 1

Funny story: The time traveler and his time machine Vol. 1

Alister Darwin, a physics professor, makes an astonishing breakthrough in quantum physics which allowes him to construct a time machine in 1866. He makes a drastic decision, to takes a one way trip into the future 2.1 million years, his friends ca...

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The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Funny story: The Chinese get smart by innovating faster

Wealthy Chinese men who fear the terrible prospects of child support payments, alimony payments, and community property laws have decided to hire American women to serve as surrogates for their children, creating a small but growing business of provi...

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Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

Funny story: Mexico is exporting fags into Africa

A Mexican multinational company best known for Delicados fags, has developed a corporate strategy to flood Africa with over a millions fags using fancy commercials like: "Africa, it's time to put a long Mexican fag into your mouth to savor the flavor...

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Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Funny story: Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to both, they are able to fully...

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MTV host yodeling contest- 1 million Euro prize

Funny story: MTV host yodeling contest- 1 million Euro prize

An 18-year-old yodeler who uses the acoustics of a subway staion to hone her vocal style is competing in finals of the "MTV's Got Talent" yodeling show. Julia Hoekstra-van Westen, will join acts that include a 95-year-old yodeling singer that tap...

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Sara's desperation Vol. 3

Funny story: Sara's desperation Vol. 3

Space Log News: Six months after leaving earth the z23 computer picked up signals of the predatory aliens tracking the ship. In a final effort to save the crew, z32 transferred everyone into a capsule then released it as motionless debris. The mo...

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Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

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