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Amber Frey Broadway Bound

Funny story: Amber Frey Broadway Bound

LOS ANGELES (Rotters) - Amber Frey, the bleached blonde "massage therapist" whose tepid testimony helped entrap and convict adulterous lover Scott Peterson for murder, is bound for Broadway.

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Paris Hilton in Police Standoff

Funny story: Paris Hilton in Police Standoff

Hotel heiress and amateur porn performer Paris Hilton is reportedly in a standoff with Los Angeles police following a crime spree that began in the wilds of New Jersey where she was working on the Fox TV reality show "The Simpletons."...

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Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed

(Rotters) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed under the weight of her own monumental sense of self-importance during a luncheon speech Monday in upstate New York.

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Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

HOLLYWOOD (Rotters) - A study conducted on the case of Madonna reportedly shedding tears a decade ago concluded that the event has no human explanation, a Los Angeles newspaper reported today.

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New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

Funny story: New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

LONDON (Rotters) -- Only a week after a Royal Parks spokesman's announcement that the costly (£3.6m) trouble-plagued Hyde Park fountain dedicated to Princess Diana was being demolished for another, more cost-effective model, delighted visitor...

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Britons Extract Windsor Teat

Funny story: Britons Extract Windsor Teat

LONDON (Rotters) - It was a bloodless affair, as revolutions go. Shortly before dawn a small crowd in London's East End spontaneously began what is being called an historic march toward Buckingham Palace.

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Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'

Funny story: Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'

LONDON (Rotters) - London's social season opened with a palpable bang at the Queen's First Annual Nazi Youth League Ball. The affair, held at Buckingham Palace, drew senior royals and sycophants alike and lasted until dawn.

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