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Funny story: Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Arsenal's troublesome youngster Jermaine Pennant has revealed that he is to release a book to try and get rid of the bad reputation he has got. He is said to feel that if he gives something back to the community then they in return might give him...
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EPL team Arsenal's wantaway Brazilian Edu has broken his silence on recent contract problems with the club. Negotiations have been ongoing for 6 months with the midfielders current deal due to expire in the summer, though an agreement has not bee...
Funny story: Jacko Decides on Career Change

Jacko Decides on Career Change

The King Of Pop Michael Jackson has taken an unusual step in order to get away from the pressures of his legal matters, he has decided to join the biggest soccer team in the world Manchester United. Jackson will not only train with the clubs array of...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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