Following the first film screening at the Trump White House, the President has ordered the FBI to find Dory.
Mr Trump watched the first five minutes of the Pixar film and said, "I don't need to see any more. I'm ordering the FBI to find Dory. She'...
President Trump has appointed a plumber from Pittsburgh as the new head of the CIA.
Plumber Jack Bauer says he was surprised to get a phone call from the President. "He told me to defeat ISIS within 24 hours. He said I could do waterboarding."...
President Trump has launched an innovative program to get rid of books that he says are misleading the American public.
The Trump Fahrenheit 451 program will start with all novels being removed from libraries.
"I've been told these books are fu...
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