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Worker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama

Funny story: Worker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama

Luke, a 27-year-old electrical engineer, faces the same obstacles as many working-class Americans today, too much traffic. In an interview, he said, “I can’t handle it”, as tears formed in his eyes. It takes him an hour to get home, twice as long as...

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Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Funny story: Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, claims he has found indisputable evidence for climate change. "The math is so clear that it can't be questioned. In December, we will have 15.5 total days of darkness. We must ma...

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Unemployment Increases by 3.5 Million and What to do?

Funny story: Unemployment Increases by 3.5 Million and What to do?

This week, President Trump needs to deal with bigger issues than backing out of the Paris Climate Agreement. In early June, over 3.5 million Americans became unemployed. Sources say the government and the media are keeping this issue quiet because it...

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Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Funny story: Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Ethan, a local ginger, felt happy for the first time in his life. During a Systems and Signals Bio-engineering class, Ethan was doing a partial fraction decomposition problem. He figured out C was equal to -2 and felt instant satisfaction. "I was...

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Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Funny story: Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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