DALLAS, TEXAS. Figures released by the Census Bureau show rednecks are now the single largest stereotyped Caucasian group in the United States. Rednecks make up 18 percent of the U.S. Population, edging past hillbillies at 15 percent.
SEATTLE, WA - In a landmark decision today, U.S. District Court barred Microsoft Corporation from using the name "Windows Genuine Advantage". The Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) software is designed to thwart piracy and keep track of the programs and...
WASHINGTON, DC. Assistant Deputy Defense Secretary Byron Keane announced plans today to dramatically boost the use of foreign military contractors. The practice, known as offshoring, is increasingly common in the US private sector.
ANN ARBOR, Michigan (May 2006) -- Domino's Pizza (DPZ) announced that it is teaming up with Federal Express (FDX) to provide nationwide pizza delivery. In a move expected to revolutionize the food distribution business, the pies will be assembled on-...
Hershey, PA - Hershey Foods, the United States largest candy producer, will suspend operations for five days due to a worldwide chocolate shortage. The lost production is driving up candy prices, and could result in bare shelves on Valentine's Day.
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina - General Pharmaceuticals Corp. received Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval to market STIGMATOR, a treatment for turpis, more commonly know as ugliness syndrome.
SEATTLE - The Boeing Company announced Monday that it will begin production of the new T7 'AirTrailer'. Initial sales include a company-record 22 units from the U.S. discount carrier AirSouth.
BEAUMONT, Texas - Research published in this month's Journal of Agricultural Bioengineering suggests that some day tiny beef cattle may roam the ranches of Texas.
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