Washington D.C.- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a special news conference today to speak his feelings and the role his cabinet will play in the new Bush Administration.
Since the overwhelming Republican Victory in this past election, Republican Senators are finding a firm resistance exhibited by John Kerry and his fellow Democrats. What the Republicans had thought would be smooth, unilateral sailing, has actually b...
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John Madden will be forever remembered as a great and poignant football commentator. His stylings of witty irrelevance shall be steeped in the annals of television history. Yes, John Madden certainly brings a lot to the table, most noticeably inapp...
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In a surprising move, Brett Favre traded himself for Ben Roethlisberger in his competitive Fantasy Football League Monday. He also gave up RB Kevin Jones of the Detroit Lions to complete the deal.
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