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CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!

Funny story: CNN and Lawmakers: "We Should Ban all Cars;" We Need to do This!

According to CNN, "auto accidents kill too many, we need to ban cars and guns..." After another tragic shooting in our nation, CNN and others are pushing to ban all guns. A talk on gun control between two high school students after the fact was ca...

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Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Funny story: Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Larry Horowitz, a bar owner in the vacation town of Destin, FL,was forced into a lawsuit over the denial of a Trans-Aged child into a bar at a resort earlier last week. The Lawsuit Lasted just three short days and ended in a settlement of $12,000 for...

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Trump's Plans for North Korea Revealed in Shocking Press Release

Funny story: Trump's Plans for North Korea Revealed in Shocking Press Release

Earlier this week, president Donald Trump, in a press release, stated his full plans for North Korea: "mega bigly annihilation." The president at about 8:00 AM stated that the North Koreans "need to be stopped," and clearly stated his strong opini...

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Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Funny story: Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...

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Update on President Trump's Plan to Replace Obamacare; "You Are All on Your Own," He States

Earlier this week, President Donald Trump announced that he was going to make good on his promise to repeal and replace Obamacare. This new plan came with a shocking statement coming straight from the president himself. In his statement, he called th...

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Trump Makes Updates on Plans for the Wall; "Cut Off All Immigration," He Says

Funny story: Trump Makes Updates on Plans for the Wall; "Cut Off All Immigration," He Says

Today at 3:00, president-elect Donald Trump announced that he was going to make "bigly changes" to the wall. Mr. Trump's speech is as follows: "Listen up, America, this is for you. Our border security is a joke. It's kind of like Hillary Clinton's...

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Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Last night, president-elect Donald Trump announced at his rally that he was going to "do something" about all of the immigrants. Mr. Trump announced well into his speech last night that he was going to "take away the chance of citizenship of anyone...

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New Book Released By Trump; Autograph Signing to be held at UCLA

President-elect Donald Trump announced on twitter last night that he was going to release a new book titled "How to Become a Billionaire President, The Donald Trump Story." He tweeted all about how excited he was about the new book, and how it would...

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Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Funny story: Trump Plans to Declare "Mega Bigly War" With China and Russia

Last night, the president-elect announced from Trump Headquarters that there was going to be a "mega bigly war" on two of the biggest world powers. He said that it is "time to show them who's boss." Mr Trump's speech is as follows: "Look, America,...

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Colorado Moves to Legalize LSD; Trump Responds: "Kick 'Em Out"

Funny story: Colorado Moves to Legalize LSD; Trump Responds: "Kick 'Em Out"

One week ago, Colorado Press Secretary, George Smith, announced that the state is moving to legalize most forms of LSD. He said in a press release out of the capitol building in Denver that they were going to legalize it in the spirit that the people...

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CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

Funny story: CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

Robert Ennis, the editor-in-chief of People Magazine released on twitter that the magazine was going to have a category for "worst man alive" at the end of the year. he announced that the winner of this prize would receive a grand prize of $200 and b...

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Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

Funny story: Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

At about 3:00 this morning, Donald Trump responded to an email from the head of his campaign staff that said that Bill and Hillary Clinton were to be present at the inauguration ceremony this January, along with the president, Barack Obama. Inste...

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President Obama Moves to De-Militarize the Armed Forces; Trump Responds "Bigly"

Funny story: President Obama Moves to De-Militarize the Armed Forces; Trump Responds "Bigly"

Today at the White House, President Barack Obama said that his last move as president will be to "de-militarize" the Army. "The rate of killings of innocent militants in Iraq is out of control. Although our friends on the right might call them ra...

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Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation

Two weeks ago, at trump tower, a basement renovation was well underway when a tyrannosaurus rex skull was found under the third level of the basement. It took about five days, and extensive testing to confirm that the find was legitimately a T-Rex. A...

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Trump Responds to Mass Migration to Canada; "Melt The Snowflakes"

Funny story: Trump Responds to Mass Migration to Canada; "Melt The Snowflakes"

Earlier this morning, from trump tower, the president-elect made a few remarks regarding the mass migration to Canada. He was obviously in shock about the immense reaction to his election, but refused to show any sign of weakness, when it came to wha...

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NASA Releases New Information Regarding Space Probe Sent to Uranus

Funny story: NASA Releases New Information Regarding Space Probe Sent to Uranus

Today, Dr. J.B. Prescott of the National Aeronautics and Space Agency (NASA), told the world about a project NASA had been working on for the last several years. The project was to gather further information on the size of the rings of uranus and the...

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Trump Fires Vice-Presidential Candidate Mike Pence

Funny story: Trump Fires Vice-Presidential Candidate Mike Pence

President-elect Donald Trump, just today, released in a press conference that he was going to replace Pence with a new Vice-Presidential candidate. The press conference was held at Trump Tower in New York City, where he announced that he needed someo...

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Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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