Barry Scott has spent a 2nd month in a medically induced coma after becoming seriously ill from drinking a potentially lethal amount of miracle household cleaner Cillit Bang.
We've learned that Scott initially took to drinking the product after be...
Andy Murray is being hailed as a hero among sports women the world over this week, for being "automatically programmed to credit the accomplishments of women", however he refuted the claims later stating that he just cant help being a pedant.
The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently.
In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...
Following his recent back to back wins at the China Open & Shanghai Masters, a desperate and exhausted looking Andy Murray has seized the opportunity to strike from all Tennis & Fatherly duties for 48 hours.
He is protesting about the incr...
Donald Trump calls for their Presidential TV debate in Las Vegas to include comparing tattoos live on air, as he believes the Clinton tats are likely to confirm how terrible an American president she would be.
It's perhaps a natural conclusion to...
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