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Barry Scott in overdose and insanitary home shambles

Barry Scott has spent a 2nd month in a medically induced coma after becoming seriously ill from drinking a potentially lethal amount of miracle household cleaner Cillit Bang. We've learned that Scott initially took to drinking the product after be...

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Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues

Funny story: Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues

Andy Murray is being hailed as a hero among sports women the world over this week, for being "automatically programmed to credit the accomplishments of women", however he refuted the claims later stating that he just cant help being a pedant. The...

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Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...

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Honorary Doctor Andy Murray in 48-hour walk-out.

Funny story: Honorary Doctor Andy Murray in 48-hour walk-out.

Following his recent back to back wins at the China Open & Shanghai Masters, a desperate and exhausted looking Andy Murray has seized the opportunity to strike from all Tennis & Fatherly duties for 48 hours. He is protesting about the incr...

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Trump demands to see Clinton tats

Funny story: Trump demands to see Clinton tats

Donald Trump calls for their Presidential TV debate in Las Vegas to include comparing tattoos live on air, as he believes the Clinton tats are likely to confirm how terrible an American president she would be. It's perhaps a natural conclusion to...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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