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Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...

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Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Funny story: Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...

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The Cavs and the Warriors are in the NBA playoffs again, so when will this talented train end?

Funny story: The Cavs and the Warriors are in the NBA playoffs again, so when will this talented train end?

After all has been said and done, the Golden State Warriors will be playing the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals for a fourth consecutive year. The opening game will start at 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on ABC on Thursday, May 31, and it w...

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Super Bowl Sunday May Now Be Called "Rat Meat Sunday"

Super Bowl LIII will be played in Atlanta, Ga., at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. It's a brand-new stadium, which means it should be a good one. Let's hope so, anyhow. Meantime: Let's go out to the ball game, let's go out with the crowd. Buy me some p...

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Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully

Funny story: Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully

The progressive and liberal news game has become almost as bad as reality show TV. Yes, it is one long tirade after another and the worst thing about this moshpit are the sock puppet trolls who lambaste everyone who takes the day off a real job to wr...

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Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!

Funny story: Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!

Tony Carr scored 21 points, Shep Garner added 18 while breaking a school record for career 3-pointers and Penn State routed Mississippi State 75-60 in the National Invitational Tournament semifinals Tuesday night. The fourth-seeded Nittany Lions (...

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Who is, or was, the greatest martial artist in history?

Funny story: Who is, or was, the greatest martial artist in history?

I only got to the rank of 2nd degree black belt in Chinese & American Kenpo, so I am certainly no expert. I earned all my higher belts at American Karate Studios in Northeastern Ohio, and was a competitor on the PKC circuit for over a decade an...

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Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

Funny story: Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

1) Harvey, my boyfriend is a bodyguard for Vladimir Putin. On weekends, he bounces at biker bars. 2) Harvey, my boyfriend only plays chess with serial killers. The loser always gets hacked to pieces with a machete'. 3) Harvey, I have a headache...

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A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Funny story: A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor Martin Forrest Thwaite knew that within just months, he would most likely be out of a job. He was defeated in the last election by a landslide. So he did what any guy with a valid law degree would do - he struck out to get a j...

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Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...

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Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Man, Fat Cat Fringo is a mean taskmaster. How in the world are we going to make some kind of contraption to change sticks, rocks, and mud into silver, gold, and platinum?" the deputy chief water department head said to his crew of...

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The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

Funny story: The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet." I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...

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Rachel Maddow is the first to interview Donald Trump after he is impeached

Funny story: Rachel Maddow is the first to interview Donald Trump after he is impeached

YAZOO CITY FCC FEDERAL PRISON - In the sweltering heat of Mississippi, feeling a lot more like lying in Deep South boiling mud rather than its stagnant and fiery air, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow and Donald Trump sat inside the cafeteria of a federal prison...

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Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!

Funny story: Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!

Donald Trump's recent "tweet" about him being some bad-ass WWF dynamo who pins a CNN reporter to the mat shows the delusional wanderings of a truly insane lunatic. Come on, Donald Trump, some wiry kid that weighs 1/3 your weight who is in halfway...

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Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...

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My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Funny story: My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...

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Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...

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Donald Trump accuses Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide of writing "fake news"

Funny story: Donald Trump accuses Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide of writing "fake news"

I got a call from President-Elect Donald Trump the other day and he asked for a 'private audience' with me for all the fake news he said I've been writing about him. "I tried to tweet you," Trump yelled. "Why don't you tweet. I sent you thirty or...

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Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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