The brother of Masters champion and Ryder Cup star, Danny Willett, has inadvertently let the establishment off the hook, in an article he initially wrote about the Home Office Select committee.
Peter Willett, a schoolteacher from Sheffield and n...
Vets are warning would-be voters to think twice before electing politicians with fashionably "flat-faced" features - because of concerns over their welfare.
Cavalier King Camerons, Little Johnsons, Farages and Watsons, have become sought-after in...
Early humans living alongside great apes may have gained a competitive evolutionary advantage by embracing a primitive form of the Atkins diet, according to new research published this week by the University of Southern California.
Soccer starlet Wayne Rooney today insisted he is a reflective-eclecticist following recent newspaper allegations that he had embraced the tenet of (19th century philosopher) Friedrich Nietzsche in his role as the grandfather of Postmodernism.
In a modern world apparently devoid of a half decent spiritual exemplar, yachtswoman Ellen Macarthur was today trumpeted as the latest demigod elect as she triumphantly sailed into Falmouth harbour following her successful record-breaking circumcisio...
The world's one billion Roman Catholics this week congregated on the streets of the Vatican City to celebrate the appointment of former Battlestar Galactica actor Dirk Benedict as their new spiritual leader.
It was announced this week that Government investment in pensions has fallen £57 billion pounds below the rate required to provide for the United Kingdom's aging population.
The manager of a gentleman's tailor, who provided trousers worn by serial killer Harold Shipman went on trial today, accused of failing the public.
SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.
Following the publication of a NASA report on a weakened el nino and the proliferation of greenhouse gasses, bookmakers around the world today slashed the odds of global warming becoming the principal cause of the imminent annihilation of the human r...
Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.
Third in line to the British throne and great, great, great grandson of Albert of Saxe-Coburg, Prince Harry was this week praised by world press after an hilarious tribute to Allo Allo actor Richard Marner at a recent fancy dress ball in aid of desti...
Visually challenged Home Secretary David Blunkett this week stands accused of pulling the wool over the eyes of the electorate, while the labour government coincidentally announces plans for the introduction of mandatory ID cards for all British citi...
Vice president Dick Cheney was last night given the all clear following an emergency dash to hospital, having suffered what the Whitehouse have labelled a, "breath impermanence incident."...
Chelsea and England soccer defender, John Terry, told today of an anonymous hate-mail campaign apparently designed to affect his performances. "For the last several months I have been receiving poorly hand-written messages accusing me of all sorts of...
The Whitehouse today released a statement suggesting President Bush may stand down if he fails to win the election outright when the nation goes to the polls on November 2.
Former funnyman turned royal-rubbing sycophant, Billy Connolly, has outraged the parasite community following a recent foul-mouthed outburst in which he compared them to tabloid journalists.
According to a manifesto document leaked today, President Bush has already established his agenda for a second term in office.
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