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Funny story:  Sigourney Weaver Considers Early Man

Sigourney Weaver Considers Early Man

Early humans living alongside great apes may have gained a competitive evolutionary advantage by embracing a primitive form of the Atkins diet, according to new research published this week by the University of Southern California.
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney - "Don't Call Me Postmodern!"

Wayne Rooney - "Don't Call Me Postmodern!"

Soccer starlet Wayne Rooney today insisted he is a reflective-eclecticist following recent newspaper allegations that he had embraced the tenet of (19th century philosopher) Friedrich Nietzsche in his role as the grandfather of Postmodernism.
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Funny story:  Ellen Macarthur -- A Dame Fine Performance

Ellen Macarthur -- A Dame Fine Performance

In a modern world apparently devoid of a half decent spiritual exemplar, yachtswoman Ellen Macarthur was today trumpeted as the latest demigod elect as she triumphantly sailed into Falmouth harbour following her successful record-breaking circumcisio...
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Funny story:  Holy White Smoke! Benedict Is The New Pope

Holy White Smoke! Benedict Is The New Pope

The world's one billion Roman Catholics this week congregated on the streets of the Vatican City to celebrate the appointment of former Battlestar Galactica actor Dirk Benedict as their new spiritual leader.
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Funny story:  Pension Crises? Sacre Bleu!

Pension Crises? Sacre Bleu!

It was announced this week that Government investment in pensions has fallen £57 billion pounds below the rate required to provide for the United Kingdom's aging population.
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Funny story:  Harold Shipman - "How Do You Hang Sir?"

Harold Shipman - "How Do You Hang Sir?"

The manager of a gentleman's tailor, who provided trousers worn by serial killer Harold Shipman went on trial today, accused of failing the public.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.
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Funny story:  USA vs. North Korea. (Global) Warming Up For Armageddon?

USA vs. North Korea. (Global) Warming Up For Armageddon?

Following the publication of a NASA report on a weakened el nino and the proliferation of greenhouse gasses, bookmakers around the world today slashed the odds of global warming becoming the principal cause of the imminent annihilation of the human r...
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Funny story:  Scotland -The Perfect Asylum

Scotland -The Perfect Asylum

Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.
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Funny story:  Prince Harry Dresses Up To The Neins

Prince Harry Dresses Up To The Neins

Third in line to the British throne and great, great, great grandson of Albert of Saxe-Coburg, Prince Harry was this week praised by world press after an hilarious tribute to Allo Allo actor Richard Marner at a recent fancy dress ball in aid of desti...
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Funny story:  David And Go-lieth

David And Go-lieth

Visually challenged Home Secretary David Blunkett this week stands accused of pulling the wool over the eyes of the electorate, while the labour government coincidentally announces plans for the introduction of mandatory ID cards for all British citi...
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Funny story:  Cheney Released From Hospital Following Breathing Problems

Cheney Released From Hospital Following Breathing Problems

Vice president Dick Cheney was last night given the all clear following an emergency dash to hospital, having suffered what the Whitehouse have labelled a, "breath impermanence incident."...
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Funny story:  England Soccer Star John Terry In US Hate Mail Outrage

England Soccer Star John Terry In US Hate Mail Outrage

Chelsea and England soccer defender, John Terry, told today of an anonymous hate-mail campaign apparently designed to affect his performances. "For the last several months I have been receiving poorly hand-written messages accusing me of all sorts of...
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Funny story:  Bush Dead Keen For Votes

Bush Dead Keen For Votes

The Whitehouse today released a statement suggesting President Bush may stand down if he fails to win the election outright when the nation goes to the polls on November 2.
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Funny story:  Bare Faced Billy

Bare Faced Billy

Former funnyman turned royal-rubbing sycophant, Billy Connolly, has outraged the parasite community following a recent foul-mouthed outburst in which he compared them to tabloid journalists.
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Funny story:  Itching for Change

Itching for Change

According to a manifesto document leaked today, President Bush has already established his agenda for a second term in office.
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Funny story:  Super Mourn

Super Mourn

The entertainment industry was today reeling following the tragic death of Somewhere In Time actor Christopher Reeve.
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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