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Vatican: Pointy Hats are Out

Funny story: Vatican: Pointy Hats are Out

Rome, Italy - Today officials in Vatican City announced that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer require its bishops of the world to wear pointy hats. The announcement comes on the heels of an incident involving the Archbishop of Los Angeles...

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TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match

Funny story: TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match

Atlanta, GA - Ted Turner announced today that the all-important Presidential Cage Match will be broadcast exclusively on cable network TNT's immensely-popular "Friday Night Heat." Next week's broadcast will be live and feature a tag-team cage mat...

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Paraguay Joins Iraqi Coalition, Launches PR Blitz

Funny story: Paraguay Joins Iraqi Coalition, Launches PR Blitz

Washington, DC - Today the country of Paraguay announced its support for and participation in the US-led international coalition in Iraq. Plus, in an effort to boost its international popularity, the land-locked South American country has launche...

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Netherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution

Funny story: Netherlands Reclaims NY's Holland Tunnel, Will Legalize Marijuana, Prostitution

New York, NY - The tiny progressive European country, the Netherlands claimed imminent domain yesterday over New York's famous Holland Tunnel. It plans to raise badly-needed tax dollars by legalizing and taxing the sale of marijuana and prostitut...

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Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Funny story: Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Boise, ID - In an unprecedented move, the President announced today that he will sell the state of Idaho in order to maintain a financially solvent Social Security. The Sultan of Brunei has signed an Intent to Buy agreement with the US that excha...

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Saddam Hussein Trades Trigger Finger For Green Thumb

Funny story: Saddam Hussein Trades Trigger Finger For Green Thumb

Somewhere in Iraq- It appears that deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein doesn't just have skills as a tyrannical dictator. The former threat...

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John Edwards Bears All in November Playgirl

Funny story: John Edwards Bears All in November Playgirl

- Los Angeles, CA Revealing their October Surprise, the Kerry-Edwards campaign announced yesterday that John Edwards will be featured in the...

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Florida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands

Funny story: Florida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands

Tallahassee, FL - The Florida Department of Elections released the recommendations of its Voting Methods Commission today. This year's Flor...

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Switzerland to Put Neutrality on Hold, Support Nader for President

Funny story: Switzerland to Put Neutrality on Hold, Support Nader for President

Geneva - Switzerland, the tiny European bastion of neutrality, overpriced timepieces and cheese rocked the international community today when it announced it would relinquish it's centuries-old neutral status with plans to back independent US pres...

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Bush Pledges to Drop Defense Budget by Outsourcing Navy to China

Funny story: Bush Pledges to Drop Defense Budget by Outsourcing Navy to China

Coral Gables, FL- Revealing his October Surprise, President Bush has raised the stakes in this year's presidential contest. In a bold move, Bush has revealed a key component of his plan to slash the defense budget by more than $20 billion dollars...

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The Little Train That Could Loses Steam in Scandal

Funny story: The Little Train That Could Loses Steam in Scandal

SALT LAKE CITY, UT--The Little Train That Could from the best-selling book of the same name tested positive for the performance enhancing drug C.H.U.G. (carbohydouliceralgamene) last week at the 2004 World Steep Hill Climbing Championships in Utah...

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Fifteen Years Later, Noriega Not Missed By People of Panama

Funny story: Fifteen Years Later, Noriega Not Missed By People of Panama

A recent poll reveals that fifteen years after his US-forced ouster, Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega is not missed much by his former countrymen.

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"Peoria Pundits" Put Best Foot Forward in Preparation for Media Onslaught

Peoria, IL - Last night city officials passed the "Ramsay Ordinance" mandating the screening of citizens as the city prepares for the quadrennial...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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