Rome, Italy - Today officials in Vatican City announced that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer require its bishops of the world to wear pointy hats. The announcement comes on the heels of an incident involving the Archbishop of Los Angeles...
Atlanta, GA - Ted Turner announced today that the all-important Presidential Cage Match will be broadcast exclusively on cable network TNT's immensely-popular "Friday Night Heat." Next week's broadcast will be live and feature a tag-team cage mat...
Washington, DC - Today the country of Paraguay announced its support for and participation in the US-led international coalition in Iraq. Plus, in an effort to boost its international popularity, the land-locked South American country has launche...
New York, NY - The tiny progressive European country, the Netherlands claimed imminent domain yesterday over New York's famous Holland Tunnel. It plans to raise badly-needed tax dollars by legalizing and taxing the sale of marijuana and prostitut...
Boise, ID - In an unprecedented move, the President announced today that he will sell the state of Idaho in order to maintain a financially solvent Social Security. The Sultan of Brunei has signed an Intent to Buy agreement with the US that excha...
Somewhere in Iraq- It appears that deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein doesn't just have skills as a tyrannical dictator. The former threat...
- Los Angeles, CA Revealing their October Surprise, the Kerry-Edwards campaign announced yesterday that John Edwards will be featured in the...
Tallahassee, FL - The Florida Department of Elections released the recommendations of its Voting Methods Commission today. This year's Flor...
Geneva - Switzerland, the tiny European bastion of neutrality, overpriced timepieces and cheese rocked the international community today when it announced it would relinquish it's centuries-old neutral status with plans to back independent US pres...
Coral Gables, FL- Revealing his October Surprise, President Bush has raised the stakes in this year's presidential contest. In a bold move, Bush has revealed a key component of his plan to slash the defense budget by more than $20 billion dollars...
SALT LAKE CITY, UT--The Little Train That Could from the best-selling book of the same name tested positive for the performance enhancing drug C.H.U.G. (carbohydouliceralgamene) last week at the 2004 World Steep Hill Climbing Championships in Utah...
A recent poll reveals that fifteen years after his US-forced ouster, Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega is not missed much by his former countrymen.
Peoria, IL - Last night city officials passed the "Ramsay Ordinance" mandating the screening of citizens as the city prepares for the quadrennial...
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