LONDON -- Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas has been stripped of her gold medal at the 2012 Olympic Games for "not using one's black affiliation to win a match."
"Upon further review of the video footage," official Suchet Zwambi said, "we determined t...
The North American Man/Boy Love Association, a.k.a. "NAMBLA," believes the U.S. Transportation Security Agency should be "more aggressive" in its pat downs of male toddlers and newborns.
A spokesman, Mr. Seymour Hindquarters, warned that, "You nev...
THE PENTAGON - US Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced the "immediate departure" of Douglas B. Wilson, his Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, over a series of classified data leaks that wound up on Mr. Gates' official website.
US Defense officials have launched "Operation Buckshot Yankee" to replace dangerous USB drives with harmless 3.5" floppy disks.
Air Force cargo planes that once flew in Operation Iraqi Freedom, now deliver emergency supplies of floppy disks to air...
In a simultaneous move that is "purely coincidental" according to US justice officials, countries all over the world have issued arrest warrants for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange on suspicion of capital crimes. Most of these crimes carry the deat...
SEOUL, South Korea -- The New York Philharmonic brokered a musical end to the Korean War on Thursday, reprising its emotional performance of the Korean folk tune "Arirang" in the South Korean capital after its unprecedented concert in Pyong...
CAIRO, EGYPT -- The U.S. Central Command Air Forces commander visited Cairo, Egypt, Jan. 29 to announce a "Berlin CyberLift" that will replace a series of undersea cables that were damaged in the war-torn region.
WASHINGTON -- Lt. Gen. Robert Younger Sr., a commander of computers in the US Air Force, explained the threat of computers to other generals who had flown to Washington to discuss air power. Younger used a "Transformers" toy figurine and a...
The U.S. Department of Defense has released the promotion list for NASCAR drivers and pit crew members who are sponsored by the various military services.
US Air Force officials continue to provide deployed Airmen and their families with Web-based communication tools, allowing officials to monitor e-mail and instant messaging from virtually anywhere in the world. "AFIM," the Air Force Instan...
News Corp.'s MySpace said on Tuesday it will offer in the next 30 days a technology to identify and block known terrorists from the popular online social network.
WASHINGTON -- President Bush signed into law a ban on televised wagering, impacting 23 million Americans who enjoy watching poker shows on TV, cable, and the Internet.
PYONG YANG -- North Korea's "Great Leader," Kim Jong-Il, has signed an order asserting North Korea's right to deny adversaries access to space around the planet Mars for hostile purposes. The order says North Korea will oppose the...
All U.S. Air Force pilots will soon be required to use Common Access Cards, or "smart cards," to log on to aircraft and missiles. USAF is moving away from unsecure access in an effort to thwart saboteurs and terrorists from putting critica...
CERN, SWITZERLAND -- An uproar took place in the digital world when the Internet Engineering Task Force demoted .ORG sites to the status of "dwarf domain" at its sixty-sixth official meeting in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. IETF chairman Brian...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FLORIDA -- NASA officials have opted to unbolt and replace a vital OnStar® antenna in the cargo bay aboard the shuttle Atlantis. The swap should not impact the vehicle's planned Aug. 27 launch date.
WRIGHT-PATTERSON AIR FORCE BASE, OHIO -- The U.S. Transportation Security Agency has imposed its ban on gels & liquids at aircraft museums. The national museum at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base was hardest hit by the new security measure. Museum di...
WASHINGTON, DC -- The U.S. Transportation Security Agency announced it will impose more airline restrictions following the terrorist threat in the United Kingdom. Beginning immediately, all passengers will be required to wait five days before travel...