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Funny story: Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Gay icon and mascot of the 1970s television show 3-2-1, Dusty Bin, was cruelly assassinated this morning in a revenge attack for the killing of al-Qaeda mouthpiece Osama bin Laden. Al-Qaeda has many tapes of TV shows from the 70s and the 80s as th...
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Funny story: Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...
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Funny story: Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

A Pakistani boy from the town of Abbottabad has told the massing reporters of his harrowing experiences at the hand of the evil terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. The boy told reporters that Bin Laden would often parade through the streets of Abbot...
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Funny story: UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

In spite of news reports confirming the death of the al-Qaeda leader, local residents from several villages up and down the UK have sparked a nationwide terror alert. Calls have been made to 999 from hundreds of concerned people, all of whom belie...
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Funny story: Man Trapped by Facebook

Man Trapped by Facebook

A local man was trapped today using the social networking site Facebook. The man became trapped after an unprecedented number of posts were written on his wall, causing it to become unstable and collapse on top of him. Fire-fighters spent sever...
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Funny story: Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian

A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...
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Funny story: Find a date today

Find a date today

The Christmas period is upon us, and it's a time for much happiness and joy to spread across Earth. Ironically, it's also a time of much misery and sadness, especially for those people who are alone at Christmastime. However, a new initiative star...
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Funny story: Call Turkey on your Mobile only 1p per Minute!

Call Turkey on your Mobile only 1p per Minute!

The latest mobile deal is upon us, ready for the Christmas season. Crazy low rates are being offered by one mobile operator which is offering unlimited Turkey calls for just 1p per minute. The seasonal offer from Turkey-Mobile is hoped to raise ov...
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Funny story: Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton has been arrested by Las Vegas police after they discovered cocaine in her vehicle. During her terrifying ordeal (seriously, you think she'd be used to it by now), Ms Hilton was stripped bare and searched by officers while onlookers w...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Poor Paris Hilton has fallen afoul of her own brilliance once again after being arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. This time, the important socialite was caught by police who were carrying out a routine code 17-01 (or Paris Hilton in...
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Funny story: Man infected with PC computer virus

Man infected with PC computer virus

A man has become infected by a PC computer virus after inadvertently opening a rogue email attachment. The man is being held in a secure quarantine "vault" in Mountain View, California, where he is said to be in the care of the world's best anti-v...
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Funny story: Man votes Lib Dem just to spite wife

Man votes Lib Dem just to spite wife

A man emerged from a polling station this morning and announced to waiting press that he had voted for the Liberal Democrats "just to spite his wife." The man, whose day had reportedly got off to a bad start when he couldn't find his electric razo...
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Funny story: Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

The latest speculation coming out of La-La Land is that recently outed Ricky Martin may have been the fifth 'mistress' of ruthless outlaw and tattoo aficionado Jesse James. Jesse James recently admitted to an 11-month extra-martial affair with tat...
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Funny story: Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Ricky Martin Gay - Who's Next?

Raving poofter Ricky Martin has finally taken his balls out of his mother's purse and admitted that he is gay. In a career spanning three decades, the spineless lothario was all the time living la vida homo, but never admitting to it; instead he h...
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Funny story: Bookie Under White Christmas Racism Claims

Bookie Under White Christmas Racism Claims

A bookkeeper, who is taking bets on whether there will be a 'white Christmas' this year, has come under scrutiny today by groups who claim their actions are racist. Xenophobicgamlor.web insist their betting system is fair however, and vehemently d...
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Funny story: Man finds miracle weight loss cure

Man finds miracle weight loss cure

A British man claims to have come up with a quick, easy, and surefire way to lose weight - and fast. The former lard-butt has lost five stone (70 lbs / 32 kg) over the past six months, and he did it by obeying two simple rules. As most fatsos a...
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Funny story: Suspicious Package Closes Edinburgh Airport

Suspicious Package Closes Edinburgh Airport

Security staff at Britain's fifth favourite airport have evacuated the complex following the discovery of a suspicious package. The closure occurred on Monday afternoon after staff were alerted to the package by concerned travellers. "It looked...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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