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Wile E. Coyote destroys Road Runner in sick explosive gaffe

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote destroys Road Runner in sick explosive gaffe

Road Runner was killed today in what is being described as a terrible accident. Nemesis Wile E. Coyote had apparently laid an obvious trap for the fast-legged avian but somehow managed to actually not do a half-arsed enough job, and killed the critte...

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Loser wins something

Funny story: Loser wins something

Loser, John Strumpet, today found himself in the usual grip of losing a football game, playing for his local amateur team "Bob's Boys" - only to find himself slotting home two beautiful crafted and taken goals in the dying minutes. "It was amazing...

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Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Funny story: Man manages to put Windows folder into Recycle Bin; Regrets decision

Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...

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National Oak day to replace St George's day

Funny story: National Oak day to replace St George's day

Boffins at some university or other have decided it would be a jolly good idea to replace St George with a better symbol of British identity. They rightly suggest that St George's day should be scrapped since St George was not English, never fought a...

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The Queen to replace Simon Cowell on next American Idol

Funny story: The Queen to replace Simon Cowell on next American Idol

The announcement was finally made today that The Queen will be replacing Simon Cowell as judge on next year's American Idol. This poorly guarded secret was today confirmed by HRH The Prince of the Isle of Man, James Hoppity: "We are proud and plea...

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Nuclear weapons handed out to North Korean school children

Funny story: Nuclear weapons handed out to North Korean school children

North Korea have embarked on a baffling and astonishing effort to snub the international community by giving out portable nuclear weapons to school children throughout the country. In efforts which are described to be akin to the "One Laptop Per C...

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British actor Robert Pattinson announced as new Spider-man 4

Funny story: British actor Robert Pattinson announced as new Spider-man 4

British actor Robert Pattinson has been announced today as the next Spider-man in Sam Raimi's new film "A spider ate my baby". Pattinson, star of the Twilight films and Harry Potter, is said to be ecstatic. "A spider ate my baby" is due for releas...

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Man, version 2.0 - man created with ten opposable thumbs

Funny story: Man, version 2.0 - man created with ten opposable thumbs

Scientists today unveiled what they described as evolution's "next step" - a person with no fingers but instead with 10 opposable thumbs. The man, or "man two-point-oh" as he likes to be called, was created as a fully-grown 30 year old, complete w...

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Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

Funny story: Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

All-girls group Girls Aloud have today announced they have decided to go their separate ways. In what has been described in various media outlets as a "break up", the band members are said to be each branching out to pursue their own various interest...

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Sony Full HD 1080p television found for under £15

Funny story: Sony Full HD 1080p television found for under £15

Bargain website DealsWhatAreHot.web has found its meagre web-traffic more than double over the last few hours after finding a sneaky way to get a Sony Full HD 1080p television for under £14.99. The television in question is a Sony KDL-46WE5, often...

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Fat Japanese wrestlers "flashmob" misspelled SuBo meeting

Funny story: Fat Japanese wrestlers "flashmob" misspelled SuBo meeting

Scores of fat Japanese wrestlers today "flashmobbed" Carbohole Hall in Shrophire, England, only to find that they had accidentally gatecrashed a completely different event. The event was originally put on by Susan Boyle "SuBo" Fan Club members who we...

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Robert Pattinson marries Kristen Stewart on Isle of Naboombu

Funny story: Robert Pattinson marries Kristen Stewart on Isle of Naboombu

In news that is likely to shock the world and destroy the sweet-young-dreams of many a schoolgirl, chunk of hunk Robert Pattinson and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, were today secretly married. The ceremony was completed on the magical Isle of Nab...

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Manchester United boss hands trophy to Liverpool's Rafa Benitez

Funny story: Manchester United boss hands trophy to Liverpool's Rafa Benitez

Manchester United Boss, Sir Alex of Ferguson, literally handed the Premiership trophy over to Liverpool head-honcho Rafael Benitez today in what was said by some to be "confusing". United were said to be cruising to yet another title before Liverp...

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Resident Evil 5 contains "hot coffee" bug, digital boobs exposed

Funny story: Resident Evil 5 contains "hot coffee" bug, digital boobs exposed

Shock spoof news today as legendary games maker Capcome issued several writs and warnings about exposing the latest revulsion in in-game sexual content, available as hacks to the original game, Resident Evil 5. In what can only be seen as a blatan...

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Greetings card company to create Jade Goody Day

Funny story: Greetings card company to create Jade Goody Day

Greeting Cards maker Mallhark have decided to create a new day in honour and blessing of the miraculously wonderful Jade Goody. The cards, recycled from magazines such as Now!, Look! and Wowzers!, are likely to be on sale within the next few weeks.

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Chef Ramsay causes America to stop using first names

Funny story: Chef Ramsay causes America to stop using first names

Reports have come into The Spoof suggesting that a significant number of Americans are eschewing first names in favour of occupations in an attempt to make themselves and others sound more professional. This movement apparently comes thanks to the ar...

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Man buys Wii - gets bored within days

Funny story: Man buys Wii - gets bored within days

A man from Liverpool, England, has today shockingly admitted to already being bored with the the Nintendo Wii he bought just five days ago. The man, Kevin Skelton, says that he's surprised by the rapid onset of ennui: "I bought it having seen peop...

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Mythbusters to split, Savage retires from fun

Funny story: Mythbusters to split, Savage retires from fun

In shocking news that has literally affected the whole of the internet, the Mythbusters team, popularised in the show Mythbusters, have decided to cancel the show after co-host Adam Savage announced his retirement from the whole business of having fu...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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