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Researchers Cut The Cheese in the Tomb of Ptooie Punte

Funny story: Researchers Cut The Cheese in the Tomb of Ptooie Punte

Researchers in the tomb of Ptooie Punte, Mayor of Memphis Eygpt, discovered that the ancient mummy mayor was packing cheese! Indeed, that cheese contains contaminants that may have killed the pharoah and many in his family. "This cheese causes ext...

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Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!

Funny story: Spoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!

Yet another funeral was held for The Spoof editor, Mark Lowton, of Piccadilly Gin. "It were sad, it were," wheezed one writer puffing on his cigar, "Aardly anybody turned out fer this 'un, poor bastard." "He was a saint!" cried the writer known on...

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Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Funny story: Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force. "The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not on...

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Morgan Freeman Offers To Be Trump's Voice and Human Avatar

Funny story: Morgan Freeman Offers To Be Trump's Voice and Human Avatar

"In an attempt to ease the pain of most normal human beings," Morgan Freeman paused at a news conference in the west wing today, "I have decided to sacrifice the final days of my life to be the voice and visual of Donald Trump." "Now, I know this...

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Eloon Musk Set To Send 1 Million Dairy Cows To Mars To Re-establish Atmosphere On The Red Planet

Funny story: Eloon Musk Set To Send 1 Million Dairy Cows To Mars To Re-establish Atmosphere On The Red Planet

Eloon Musk today purchased several thousand head of Jersey dairy cattle, some yet to be born, with the promise to breed up to 6 million to send a constant stream of the bovines to the planet surface of Mars. Each cow would be equipped with its own...

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White House To Create Russian Bedroom For Putin Visit Tweets Trump

Funny story: White House To Create Russian Bedroom For Putin Visit Tweets Trump

Donald Trump continued to add to the Russian Twilight Zone in Washington D.C. by tweeting earlier today that a Russian Themed bedroom will soon be ready for "Vlady" at the White House. "The White House would be Vlady's second home, or maybe his te...

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Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Funny story: Meghan Markle and Queen Break More Than Bread At First Tea

Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...

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Descendants of Brothers Grimm Sue Trump Administration for Giving FairyTales a Bad Name

Funny story: Descendants of Brothers Grimm Sue Trump Administration for Giving FairyTales a Bad Name

The ACLU today filed yet another suit against the Trump Administration, this time on behalf of the Brothers Grimm, or rather there genetic descendants of the Brothers Grimm. "We can no longer stand by as the plots and lessons embedded in the stori...

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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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United South Western Delta Phi Airline Announces Plans to Hire Surgeon; Doctor; Veterinarian; Boxer; and Contortionist

Funny story: United South Western Delta Phi Airline Announces Plans to Hire Surgeon; Doctor; Veterinarian; Boxer; and Contortionist

United South Western Delta Phi airlines today announced new employment opportunities. The airline is looking to solve several recent problems it has had with pets dying; humans needing mid-air medical assistance or operations; violent passengers and...

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Melania Makes 4th Trip to Mexican Border Dressed As A Nun

Funny story: Melania Makes 4th Trip to Mexican Border Dressed As A Nun

Melania Trump made a 4th visit to the Mexican border carry a bottle of Jim Beam and a bottle of Tequila. She was spotted entering a small cantina, not regularly entered by "gringos'. "She came in all by herself, no secret service, no nothin' man,"...

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Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare

Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare

The U.S. Senate has once again turned its attention to healthcare as concern over what a new conservative balance on the Supreme Court will mean. Many are concerned that a long list of pre-existing conditions will no longer be included in healthcare...

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Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Funny story: Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Donald Trumpet's new lawyer Rudy JulyOnee, Trumpet's new lawyer changed his story about Porn Star Stormy Night Daniels after a reversal of tweets of another version of JulyOnee's story earlier in the day, roughly 2 minutes ago. Which is to say this i...

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Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Funny story: Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Following a spate of in-cabin bust ups and air-rage fuelled punch-ups, one airline is standing up for what they truly believe in, in the world of customer-focused airline aggression. "We can't change," said CEO Nonoze, "so we may as well embrace t...

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Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Funny story: Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Las Vegas - Elvis sightings in Las Vegas are nothing new, in fact they are a nightly occurrence. So it is not surprising that a new act with someone who looks just like Elvis would show up and imitate Andy Kaufman. "Its an amazing act," said Elean...

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Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Funny story: Melania Trump Hires Official Pussy Holder

Melania Trump is a busy woman and as First Lady does not have a lot time to deal with the day to day activities of First Lady. Eyes opened though when she recently announced the position of "Official Pussy Holder". "I said holder not GRABBER," sai...

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Shepard Smith Shocks Fox News! Calls Trump A Liar!

Funny story: Shepard Smith Shocks Fox News! Calls Trump A Liar!

Shepard Smith went beserk in his commentary on Fox News yesterday. He turned bright red and call Donald Trump the L word LIAR! Just then the entire Fox news set began to quake and collapse around him. Bill O' Reilly was seen running by screaming li...

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Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...

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Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.
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