Showing:

Showing stories written by Chris Dahl

Try another search?

Trump Refused by Own Penis

Funny story: Trump Refused by Own Penis

Some thought it would be the stress of becoming the leader of the Free World, handling illegal immigration, badgering from Bernie Sanders or wrangling with the Democrats that would have driven President Donald Trump to take a "nice little rest" in a...

Read full story View 'Trump Refused by Own Penis'

Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality

Funny story: Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality

The popular fast-food chain Taco Bell has been in definitely shut down by the newly revamped Food and Drug Administration due to concerns over the quality and constitution of their "meat" filling. Concerns began when a rash of emergency room vis...

Read full story View 'Taco Bell Franchise Shut Down Amid Concerns of Food Quality'

Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets

Funny story: Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets

Is the pen mightier than the sword? Donald J. Trump, newly crowned POTUS, must believe so since he has been using his on a regular basis. Since banning everything from universal health care to mortgage loan assistance to the poor, from retirement a...

Read full story View 'Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets'

Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty

Funny story: Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty

POTUS Donald J. Trump has worked quickly and furiously with his new presidential pen like a kid with new sneakers who swears he can jump higher and run faster. So far he has done everything he can to prove he is faster and jumps higher by issuing app...

Read full story View 'Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty'

Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed

Funny story: Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed

POTUS Donald Trump's latest executive order limiting travelers from 7 Middle Eastern countries has had dramatic and immediate effects and for some of the most high-profile celebrities on earth. Aside from doctors, lawyers, translators, mothers, fathe...

Read full story View 'Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed'

Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

Funny story: Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...

Read full story View 'Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock'

Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Funny story: Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Read the Constitution? Why not write -or re-write- the Constitution? That's Donald J. Trump's new obsession: "fixing" the Constitution he believes is somehow broken. Trump's fascination with the document that has been the basis for American polit...

Read full story View 'Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again'

Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...

Read full story View 'Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border'

Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Funny story: Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Jesus found himself in the news again, this time in Birmingham, Alabama, the cradle of the Civil Rights movement. The Savior vowed to stand by His "people" until the "White Devils," as he called them, stopped physically harassing them as they did at...

Read full story View 'Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham'

Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

Funny story: Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

Donald Henry Rumsfeld, affectionately known as "Duck" due to his ability to duck reporters' questions with his Donald Duck-like twisting of phrases, has a long and distinguished career in American politics. The former staffer has worked for many of...

Read full story View 'Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination'

"I was Trump before Trump." A Chat with Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, in The End Times

Funny story: "I was Trump before Trump." A Chat with Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, in The End Times

Lucifer, Satan, The Devil, The Deceiver, The Prince of Darkness, Azazel, Beelzebub or even Dick Cheney - whatever you choose to call him, the leader of the Legions of Darkness has come here to say one simple thing: "Please, call me Lu. Everyone calls...

Read full story View '"I was Trump before Trump." A Chat with Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, in The End Times'

"I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump

Funny story: "I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump

Mired in 2 controversies, and one of the most (if not the most) tumultuous election seasons in American history, Donald J. Trump, presidential hopeful and real-estate magnate who moonlights as a "reality" TV star, decided to come forth and speak cand...

Read full story View '"I sorta get away with things like that." An Interview with Donald J. Trump'

Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Funny story: Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception

Since coming out of retirement earlier this year to manage the End Times, Jesus has branded himself as a regular fixture on the club-and-bar scene, drawing attention with his wild drinking and his late-night romps with females and some males who simp...

Read full story View 'Jesus and the No-So-Immaculate Conception'

Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

Funny story: Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

A host of authorities were called to 4750 North Meridian Avenue, Indianapolis, the governor's mansion, after a neighbor grew concerned over a raging fire, excessive smoke and an odd scent of burning flesh and hair. "The governor (Vice President to...

Read full story View 'Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion'

Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

Funny story: Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

What a week it has been for the Son of the Almighty. Tuesday, Jesus himself was seen at the Tampa's infamous The Honey Pot night club, a night spot known for its super-hot drag show. A copy of Jesus's bar tab reveals he and his "posse" of Lucif...

Read full story View 'Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?'

Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights

Funny story: Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights

If anyone in this "great" land knows anything about renovation, it may well be presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump. A veteran of the real estate industry for several decades now, Trump surely has renovated his share of properties, buildings and eve...

Read full story View 'Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights'

Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public

Funny story: Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public

Vice-Presidential hopeful Mike Pence, who hails from Indiana, almost got metaphorically "smoked" in public the other day, but escaped narrowly. As this election season heats up, so does the scrutiny befalling the candidates involved. Tapes have...

Read full story View 'Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public'

Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"

Funny story: Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"

In a late afternoon press conference, Jesus made a shocking confession: "I screwed up." "I don't get to say that very often, but remember that I'm only mostly divine, you know? Nobody's perfect - well, except my dad. The Creator rarely messes up,...

Read full story View 'Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"'

Breaking news…

Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
76 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more