Historically obese New Jersey governor Chris Christie awoke hungover and significantly lighter! The now surprisingly normal sized Christie came to in an Atlantic City hotel and was astounded to find himself having lost 200 pounds or roughly 350 Big M...
Slick Willy is finally embarking on a passion project that he has been longing for ever since being wed to a blatantly boner-killing alien. Whilst he did manage to become President of the United States, Bill's true passion has always been banging wh...
Breaking news in the sports world: The city of Cleveland once again has absolutely nothing to be proud of. Their beloved Cavaliers are officially the first team to have their championship expunged, adding to the never ending misery that makes Clevela...
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