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Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

Funny story: Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

President Elect Donald Trump took a break from tweeting insults to finish his Christmas wish list. According to an unnamed White House source Mr. Trump's top item on his Christmas wish list was a giant wall. Supposedly the list began with "Item numb...

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America Officially Placed on Suicide Watch, After Clinton, Trump Accept Nominations

Funny story: America Officially Placed on Suicide Watch, After Clinton, Trump Accept Nominations

Now that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have officially been named their parties representatives at their party's conventions, many Americans are in a dark place. Some were holding out hope that this catastrophe wouldn't actually happen, but now al...

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After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

Funny story: After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

Hillary Clinton had to temper her excitement after somehow overcoming yet another scandal that looked like it was straight out of House of Cards. At a press conference she exclaimed, "I knew that I would be fine. It'll take more then mountains of irr...

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Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

Funny story: Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...

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Cavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland

Funny story: Cavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland

All of over Cleveland people are confronted with a wide range of emotions after a Cleveland sports team finally won a championship for the first time in over 50 years. Many shared tears of joy as they rejoiced at the Cavaliers championship. Howev...

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Hillary Clinton wins nomination, Celebrates by Burning Email Server

Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins nomination, Celebrates by Burning Email Server

Hillary Clinton celebrated her clinching of the Democratic Nomination for president by holding a massive bonfire for her supporters last weekend. According to those present at the bonfire Clinton and her supporters eagerly burned her email server whi...

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Bernie Sanders successfully passes Kidney Stones, no longer "Feels the Burn"

Funny story: Bernie Sanders successfully passes Kidney Stones, no longer "Feels the Burn"

Senator Bernie Sanders released a statement the other day saying he no longer, "Feels the Burn" after successfully passing kidney stones. Sanders admitted that while he enjoyed his supporters enthusiasm, it was ironic and painful, to here them chant,...

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Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Funny story: Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Hillary Clinton has just locked up the democratic nomination for president this fall, making it official that Americans will be forced to chose between electing her or Donald Trump as our next President. Antidepressant sales have soared over 1000% in...

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American Airlines Moves to Inconvenience Based Frequent Flier Program

Funny story: American Airlines Moves to Inconvenience Based Frequent Flier Program

American Airlines, in an effort to keep up with competitor's complete disregard for customer service, has decided to overhaul their frequent flyer program. The airline will now award miles based on money spent and inconveniences endured in effort to...

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Trump Threatens New Season of Apprentice if Not Elected

Funny story: Trump Threatens New Season of Apprentice if Not Elected

Donald Trump made another bold statement the other day that sent shivers down the spine of many Americans. Trump held a press conference yesterday at the grand opening of the first Trump pancake house, IHOT, otherwise known as the International House...

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New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

Funny story: New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...

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New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money

Funny story: New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money

A recent government study just concluded that the previous government study was a complete waste of money. Government scientists previously conducted a study on the gambling habits of monkeys, to see if the monkeys copied other monkeys betting habits...

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Government Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics

Funny story: Government Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics

Congress voted yesterday to cut funding for a study looking into how money and campaign donations influence politicians. Senator John McCain explained the reasoning behind the decision, "We believe this study is not in our best interest- I mean t...

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Hillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president

Funny story: Hillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around. A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she...

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Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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