A new federal law that ensures that children will no longer mooch off taxpayer money in order obtain an education at public elementary schools will take effect in 2017.
The "Fuck Yo Kids" initiative will force the majority of schoolchildren in the...
Thanks to Bernie Sanders, SuperPac has become a source of ire for many democracy-loving Americans.
Sanders has been adamant about not accepting money from SuperPac even after the West Coast emcee offered a guest verse on Sanders' next album, J.W.A...
"I felt like an asshole," said 24 year old Chicagoan, Vincent Mulica about smoking in pubic. Mulica claims that the distress from the social stigma around smoking was more detrimental to his health than tobacco itself. Mulica cited an interesting rel...
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