Barbie's representative here on earth, Paris Hilton, has admitted she's fallen for one of the hunky extras in her debut flick House of Wax.
High-maintenance harridan Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed a four-year contract to be the face of ‘affordable fashion house' Matalan.
NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...
The King and Queen of kitsch, David and Victoria Beckham, have been further rocked by allegations intimating their new baby in another shocking scandal.
The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.
Glastonbury Tor is being used as the global headquarters of a bizarre cult which aims to eradicate clown activity in the UK by 2015.
The unsung hero of classic British sitcom Are You Being Served? is to finally star in his own BBC spin-off.
Self-styled "God's Commando" Aleksei Anatolli has claimed the fires of hell await the owners of a small rural hardware store for selling him a dud hand grenade.
As retro crooner Tony Christie claims his sixth week at the top of the UK singles charts, keeping Elvis Presley in second place, speculation is growing that Marc Bolan could be next in line for a shot at 21st century stardom.
As hit television show ‘The Simpsons' celebrates the airing of its 350th episode this weekend fears are growing for health of the prized sucker behind Maggie.
Marmite has lambasted British youngsters for destroying the nation's "stiff upper lip" image.
GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.
SESAME Street hero Big Bird has been forced into hiding after being attacked by anti-bird flu vigilantes, many terrified by the prospect of a global pandemic.
English glamour girl Jordan and live-in lover Peter Andre are said to be furious over plans by BBC3 to steal their thunder this Christmas.
BRITISH historian and broadcaster David Starkey yesterday called for a ban on Halloween japes after a troop of young "guisers" targeted him during a weekend break in Fife.
BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.
STUNT man and actor Kane Hodder has demanded a celluloid confrontation of biblical proportions with Grand Prix Priest Cornelius Horan.
EASTENDERS actress Scarlett Johnson has announced plans to quit the show amid rumours her character, Vicki Fowler, was to have an internet affair with on-screen dad Dirty Den...
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