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Funny story: Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Barbie's representative here on earth, Paris Hilton, has admitted she's fallen for one of the hunky extras in her debut flick House of Wax.
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Funny story: Posh bird goes cheap

Posh bird goes cheap

High-maintenance harridan Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed a four-year contract to be the face of ‘affordable fashion house' Matalan.
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Funny story: NASA: "Toilet humour is alien to us."

NASA: "Toilet humour is alien to us."

NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...
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Funny story: Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

The King and Queen of kitsch, David and Victoria Beckham, have been further rocked by allegations intimating their new baby in another shocking scandal.
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Funny story: Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.
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Funny story: No Clowns Please, We're British...

No Clowns Please, We're British...

Glastonbury Tor is being used as the global headquarters of a bizarre cult which aims to eradicate clown activity in the UK by 2015.
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Funny story: Retro star Dave's shot at stardom...

Retro star Dave's shot at stardom...

The unsung hero of classic British sitcom Are You Being Served? is to finally star in his own BBC spin-off.
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Funny story: Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Self-styled "God's Commando" Aleksei Anatolli has claimed the fires of hell await the owners of a small rural hardware store for selling him a dud hand grenade.
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Funny story: Marc Bolan: 21st Century Boy?

Marc Bolan: 21st Century Boy?

As retro crooner Tony Christie claims his sixth week at the top of the UK singles charts, keeping Elvis Presley in second place, speculation is growing that Marc Bolan could be next in line for a shot at 21st century stardom.
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Funny story: Maggie actress: "I'm no sucker"

Maggie actress: "I'm no sucker"

As hit television show ‘The Simpsons' celebrates the airing of its 350th episode this weekend fears are growing for health of the prized sucker behind Maggie.
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Funny story: Marmite: I have feelings too

Marmite: I have feelings too

Marmite has lambasted British youngsters for destroying the nation's "stiff upper lip" image.
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Funny story: Gimme the Cash, Tone

Gimme the Cash, Tone

GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.
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Funny story: Big Bird Battered by Bullies

Big Bird Battered by Bullies

SESAME Street hero Big Bird has been forced into hiding after being attacked by anti-bird flu vigilantes, many terrified by the prospect of a global pandemic.
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Funny story: Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

English glamour girl Jordan and live-in lover Peter Andre are said to be furious over plans by BBC3 to steal their thunder this Christmas.
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Funny story: Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey

Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey

BRITISH historian and broadcaster David Starkey yesterday called for a ban on Halloween japes after a troop of young "guisers" targeted him during a weekend break in Fife.
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Funny story: Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.
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Funny story: JASON AND CORNELIUS LOCK HORNS

JASON AND CORNELIUS LOCK HORNS

STUNT man and actor Kane Hodder has demanded a celluloid confrontation of biblical proportions with Grand Prix Priest Cornelius Horan.
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Funny story: Vicki refuses to get dirty with Den

Vicki refuses to get dirty with Den

EASTENDERS actress Scarlett Johnson has announced plans to quit the show amid rumours her character, Vicki Fowler, was to have an internet affair with on-screen dad Dirty Den...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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