Showing:

Showing stories written by Trayla Trash

Try another search?

Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Funny story: Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Barbie's representative here on earth, Paris Hilton, has admitted she's fallen for one of the hunky extras in her debut flick House of Wax.

Read full story View 'Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton'

Posh bird goes cheap

Funny story: Posh bird goes cheap

High-maintenance harridan Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed a four-year contract to be the face of ‘affordable fashion house' Matalan.

Read full story View 'Posh bird goes cheap'

NASA: "Toilet humour is alien to us."

NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...

Read full story View 'NASA: "Toilet humour is alien to us."'

Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

Funny story: Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

The King and Queen of kitsch, David and Victoria Beckham, have been further rocked by allegations intimating their new baby in another shocking scandal.

Read full story View 'Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite'

Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

Funny story: Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.

Read full story View 'Terror chief picks the wrong nose..'

No Clowns Please, We're British...

Funny story: No Clowns Please, We're British...

Glastonbury Tor is being used as the global headquarters of a bizarre cult which aims to eradicate clown activity in the UK by 2015.

Read full story View 'No Clowns Please, We're British...'

Retro star Dave's shot at stardom...

The unsung hero of classic British sitcom Are You Being Served? is to finally star in his own BBC spin-off.

Read full story View 'Retro star Dave's shot at stardom...'

Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Funny story: Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Self-styled "God's Commando" Aleksei Anatolli has claimed the fires of hell await the owners of a small rural hardware store for selling him a dud hand grenade.

Read full story View 'Russian extremist: God made me do it!'

Marc Bolan: 21st Century Boy?

Funny story: Marc Bolan: 21st Century Boy?

As retro crooner Tony Christie claims his sixth week at the top of the UK singles charts, keeping Elvis Presley in second place, speculation is growing that Marc Bolan could be next in line for a shot at 21st century stardom.

Read full story View 'Marc Bolan: 21st Century Boy?'

Maggie actress: "I'm no sucker"

As hit television show ‘The Simpsons' celebrates the airing of its 350th episode this weekend fears are growing for health of the prized sucker behind Maggie.

Read full story View 'Maggie actress: "I'm no sucker"'

Marmite: I have feelings too

Funny story: Marmite: I have feelings too

Marmite has lambasted British youngsters for destroying the nation's "stiff upper lip" image.

Read full story View 'Marmite: I have feelings too'

Gimme the Cash, Tone

GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.

Read full story View 'Gimme the Cash, Tone'

Big Bird Battered by Bullies

Funny story: Big Bird Battered by Bullies

SESAME Street hero Big Bird has been forced into hiding after being attacked by anti-bird flu vigilantes, many terrified by the prospect of a global pandemic.

Read full story View 'Big Bird Battered by Bullies'

Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

Funny story: Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

English glamour girl Jordan and live-in lover Peter Andre are said to be furious over plans by BBC3 to steal their thunder this Christmas.

Read full story View 'Jordan and Peter in right Royal row'

Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey

Funny story: Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey

BRITISH historian and broadcaster David Starkey yesterday called for a ban on Halloween japes after a troop of young "guisers" targeted him during a weekend break in Fife.

Read full story View 'Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey'

Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

Funny story: Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby

BILLIE Piper has fled to an underground bunker in northern Tibet to escape revelations that her estranged hubby, Chris Evans, is the father of Britney Spear's first child.

Read full story View 'Ginger Love-God Fathers Brit's Baby'

JASON AND CORNELIUS LOCK HORNS

Funny story: JASON AND CORNELIUS LOCK HORNS

STUNT man and actor Kane Hodder has demanded a celluloid confrontation of biblical proportions with Grand Prix Priest Cornelius Horan.

Read full story View 'JASON AND CORNELIUS LOCK HORNS'

Vicki refuses to get dirty with Den

Funny story: Vicki refuses to get dirty with Den

EASTENDERS actress Scarlett Johnson has announced plans to quit the show amid rumours her character, Vicki Fowler, was to have an internet affair with on-screen dad Dirty Den...

Read full story View 'Vicki refuses to get dirty with Den'

Breaking news…

Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
54 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more