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50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- At a packed press conference in 50 Cent's hometown, President Bush made an appearance to honor 50 for his remarkable accomplishments and achievements to the hood and the gangsta way of life. Many of 50's friends were on...

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FCC Introduces Mandatory Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

Funny story: FCC Introduces Mandatory Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a packed press conference today, FCC President, William Kennard issued a statement about obligatory viewing of the former hit T.V. series, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, at least once a week for all American citizens. With the o...

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MTV Airs One Music Video

Funny story: MTV Airs One Music Video

MTV STUDIOS-- In an effort to shock and awe viewers, MTV played one music video as a reminder to their newer generation fans that they once used to play music videos instead of crappy reality shows and other various suck ass programs. However, not...

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President Bush Threatens Military Action Against Ivan And Any Other Hurricane That Wants A Piece

Funny story: President Bush Threatens Military Action Against Ivan And Any Other Hurricane That Wants A Piece

WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Fearing even more damage will be sustained from what seems like a never ending saga of hurricanes, President Bush tried to put worries aside here today and addressed the American public with a plan of action. Many citizens believ...

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Jury Finds Mark Hacking Guilty Because Of His Last Name

Funny story: Jury Finds Mark Hacking Guilty Because Of His Last Name

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- After just about a month into courtroom hearings, the Mark Hacking murder trial jury made a hasty decision here on Monday. A visibly tired, frustrated and growing impatient jury voted unanimously to convict Mark Hacking for l...

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NBC Executives Unanimously Pull The Plug On "Joey" After Just One Episode

Funny story: NBC Executives Unanimously Pull The Plug On "Joey" After Just One Episode

NBC STUDIOS-- At a boardroom conference meeting this morning, top NBC officials held a meeting about the cancellation of the T.V. series, "Joey" starring Matt LeBlanc. After just one hour it finally ended with the cancellation of the show...

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Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

Funny story: Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...

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Mr. T Reluctantly Pities Himself, Long Bout With Cancer And Old Age To Blame

Funny story: Mr. T Reluctantly Pities Himself, Long Bout With Cancer And Old Age To Blame

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- From his bedroom, Mr. T, aka Lawrence Tero, told our reporters he had no other option left but to pity himself. This decision came on the heels of a long battle with cancer and increased aging. For a total of four years now, Mr.

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Radical Shiite Cleric, Muqtada al-Sadr, Lured Out Of Holy Mosque With Hamburgers And Milkshakes

Funny story: Radical Shiite Cleric, Muqtada al-Sadr, Lured Out Of Holy Mosque With Hamburgers And Milkshakes

NAJAF, IRAQ-- It seemed like a peaceful handover Friday night here in Najaf, Iraq when suspected terrorist Muqtada al-Sadr unmanned the holy shrine he had held himself up in for weeks. The madman's chaos ended when he turned his weapons in for...

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U.S. Softball Team Beats U.S. Men's Basketball Team

Funny story: U.S. Softball Team Beats U.S. Men's Basketball Team

ATHENS, GREECE-- The U.S. men's basketball team was delivered another hard blow today when they were beat for a third time. But, with this loss doesn't come elimination from the Olympic games. Why, you may ask. Well, this loss just might...

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A Broke, International Olympic Committee Forced To Ask Bill Gates For Money

Funny story: A Broke, International Olympic Committee Forced To Ask Bill Gates For Money

ATHENS, GREECE-- With a slump in ticket sales and empty seats that haven't been filled, the International Olympic Committee is facing a major issue. Over the last few years they have accumulated over 30 billion dollars in debt and expenses for a...

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The FCC Stops The XFL Dead In It's Tracks From Making A Rumored Comeback

Funny story: The FCC Stops The XFL Dead In It's Tracks From Making A Rumored Comeback

FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a live televised press conference today, the FCC made a shocking announcement that the majority of America probably could agree with. The FCC, otherwise known as the Federal Communications Commission, served up an injunction to...

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Lynndie England Has Child In Court; DNA Tests Reveal It's Saddam's Child

Funny story: Lynndie England Has Child In Court; DNA Tests Reveal It's Saddam's Child

FORT BRAGG, NORTH CAROLINA-- A shocking twist was added to the court martial hearing of Private First Class Lynndie England today. Just as she was approaching the witness stand, an eight month pregnant England slammed to the floor and her water brok...

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Local Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success

Funny story: Local Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- It seemed fairly easy for Nolan Walters in the beginning. He would place seven different T.V.s in his livingroom. One for every single station that NBC Studios owned: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, USA Networks, Bravo, the Spanish Stat...

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Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.

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NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

Funny story: NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.

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Michael Moore to Throw His Hat Into the 2004 Election!

Funny story: Michael Moore to Throw His Hat Into the 2004 Election!

FLINT, MICHIGAN-- Shock and overall disbelief were felt here today in Flint, Michigan when Michael Moore announced that he would be running as an Independent candidate in the 2004 Presidential Election. Michael Moore stated that he has become increa...

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Former NFL Star, Ricky Williams, Will Continue His Career on a Playstation Videogame

Funny story: Former NFL Star, Ricky Williams, Will Continue His Career on a Playstation Videogame

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One week ago an announcement was made by Miami Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga that star runningback Ricky Williams failed a third drug test and was being released by the Dolphins. Today, at a press conference in downtown Miami Ricky...

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