MUSHROOM KINGDOM-Mario, hero of the famed "Super Mario Bros" video game and avid plumber, was awarded the Purple Heart by the United States Military, marking the first time a video game character has ever won the prestigious award.
President George W. Bush, in order to garner more publicity, ate some local food from Iowa-an ear of corn on his campaign. As he described it, it was "the best cucumber I have ever eaten."...
Former NFL running back Ricky Williams and 2004 Kentucky Derby winner Smarty Jones will tour the world, representatives announced.
A new search engine Oojaboo claims to rival the popular Google search engine in both quality of searches and in the adorability of its name.
The Boston Red Sox clinched their first World Series title in 86 years when Red Sox fan Donald Kelley played a season on "MVP Baseball 2004" for PlayStation 2.
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