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VP Pence Quietly Gets Ready To Take Charge As President

Funny story: VP Pence Quietly Gets Ready To Take Charge As President

America get ready for President Pence, so says former GOP Speaker John "J-Bone" Boehner in a conversation with CNN's Kris Godzilla. "He's destroying the presidency," Boehner sobbed before regaining his composure. "Look, behind closed doors Repu...

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"Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

Funny story: "Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

"The name's Bond--Jamirah Bond." You've read that right, the next 007 to hit the big screens in Gold Pooter is a female. Adding to the shock of the new female Bond is the fact that American actor Halle Barry will play the lead role. Bond fan...

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Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...

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Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

After Mini Donald released emails implicating himself in the secret back channel pipeline of gravy from a certain fast food chain to Chris Christie's Govorner's mansion, White House aides have started a whisper campaign saying that Donald Jr. is not...

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Mitch McConnell Wants Healthcare Passed Before Winter Hibernation

Funny story: Mitch McConnell Wants Healthcare Passed Before Winter Hibernation

Box Turtles in Kentucky stop eating and start getting sluggish sometime in the month of October, and that's why Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell desperately needs to pass an alternative to Obamacare by September. Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell...

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Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Funny story: Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Just because it's been quiet at the special counsel's office doesn't mean that a fight isn't brewing between President Trump and Robert Mueller. Mueller's new rack, normally neatly trimmed, is proof enough that he expects to meet the president mano a...

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Santa Fez Cops Hospitalized After Eating Chainsaw Repair Sushi

Funny story: Santa Fez Cops Hospitalized After Eating Chainsaw Repair Sushi

Dozens of Santa Fez police officers were sickened after eating suspect sushi provided by a caterer that normally provides chainsaw sharpening and repairs in this small New Mexico town. Police Dis-information Officer, Reggie Gruet, said the busines...

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Ivanka Trump in Trouble With Vatican For Reproducing Shroud of Turin on Bikini

Funny story: Ivanka Trump in Trouble With Vatican For Reproducing Shroud of Turin on Bikini

First Ivanka Trump's fashion company was sued for copying a chastity shoe (left foot only) made by FashionIkon in Transylvania. Now Ivanka Trump Collections™ is in hot water with the Vatican and true believers in the miracle of the shroud of Tu...

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Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Funny story: Man's Right Hand Has 2.5 Million Followers on Twitter

Uzia Remsen had dangerous Gibsonopathy* surgery to separate the hemispheres of his brain in an attempt to cure the hundreds of seizures a day that plagued him. Though Remsen no longer suffers from seizures, his right hand has literally taken on a...

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Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

Funny story: Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

A Denver woman accidentally killed seven fellow passengers with her bad breath while aboard a popular sightseeing train ride on the border of New Mexico and Colorado. Passengers on the J&O Tours train started screaming and passing out when Thi...

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SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Funny story: SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Gioni Malocutia suffers from Tourette's syndrome, an illness often skewered by comedians, but one that makes it difficult if not impossible to find a mate or even an occasional date in real life. After having zero success on traditional dating sit...

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Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

Funny story: Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

At a GOP auction for bankers and health insurance providers, Paul Ryan was recorded touting the body slamming abilities of certain senators. Apparently the senators and congressmen with the best stats for reporter body slamming auctioned off for the...

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Jeff Sessions Returns to His Elfin Village

Funny story: Jeff Sessions Returns to His Elfin Village

Embattled US Attorney General Jeff Sessions has left Washington to be with his people in the Village of Pelthor* deep in an Alabama forest. Sessions returns to his stomping grounds as a hometown hero for rising to the level of US Attorney General...

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Ivanka Trump Blasts "Cruel and Vicious" Media Reports of Family Vampirism and Abuse

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Blasts "Cruel and Vicious" Media Reports of Family Vampirism and Abuse

As she bit the head off of a chinchilla and drank its blood, Ivanka Trump called out the media for what she sees as harsh treatment of her father. "Some of the stories about my family I won't even dignify with a comment--I just can't believe the v...

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Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Funny story: Colonel Sanders Testifies Before House Intel Committee

Potentially pitting the President of the United States against the grandfatherly icon of fast food chicken, Colonel Sanders testified before an oxymoronic House Intelligence Committee while a transfixed world watched on television. In the unfoldin...

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Trump Punks World: It's All Just a Reality TV Show Folks

Funny story: Trump Punks World: It's All Just a Reality TV Show Folks

Completely unknown to the Western world and even our so called "intelligence agencies", it seems the Trump presidency has been a hit reality TV show in Russia and North Korea for an entire year. Trump Fools World is the popular new show produced b...

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DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Funny story: DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Tiger Woods may be out of the Voyager Tournament as details are emerging in the DUI arrest of the golfing legend: Apparently Woods was passed out and stalled in the fast lane of Intergalactic Highway Q451 West. Intergalactic Highway Police respond...

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Jack Reach Around is Third Movie in Reacher Series

Funny story: Jack Reach Around is Third Movie in Reacher Series

Jack Reacher returns to the screen in the third movie adaptation of a Lee Child novel. Leading man, Tom Cruise, takes us on a scary ride in this much darker and grittier follow up to the popular series. !Spoiler Alert! This time, in Jack Reach...

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Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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