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Gingrich Advocates full "prison-based economy" in order to compete with Chinese sweatshop labor

On Tuesday, at a $100,000 per plate GOP luncheon, Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich talked about the importance of lowering the cost of production in America, if we are to effectively compete with the burgeoning Chinese economy. "The Chinese fo...

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Glenn Beck Outproduces 700 Global Warming Scientists in CO2 Emmissions

Giant clouds of methane gas, rose from the site of Fox New's Seventeenth Annual "Shout-Out Against Science!" Forum, Tuesday...setting the Union of Concerned Scientists 'Doomsday Clock', forward by 3 minutes. As the newly-elected 112th Congress pr...

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Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

Funny story: Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

The campaign of erstwhile GOP presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, ran into an unexpected snag, Friday, when she was refused entry, on a flight from Baltimore to Pittsburg. "I don't get what the big deal is," said Palin, a lifetime member of the N...

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Spoof-Writers Added to Endangered Species List

Comcast's president, David Cohen, said today, "there will be no place for Spoof-Writers on tomorrow's Internet. These folks might as well just pack it up, and find something else to do with their time, because we aren't going to give them a forum, a...

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Future GOP Candidates Will All Appear in the Nude

Funny story: Future GOP Candidates Will All Appear in the Nude

Following a playbook from the 2003 recall election strategy of California's governor Arnold Schwarzennegar, Republican strategists in Massachussets, manuevered mavarick candidate Scott Brown, into an upset victory...on January 19....apparently in la...

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Joseph Lieberman Caught in Tranny Sex Scandal

Joseph Lieberman...known by his friends as 'Joey'... is famous on Capitol Hill for the pale, false smile, pasted on his face. Some have noted, that it is an insipid, and exaggerated smile ... intoning an effort to present a happy countenace, by an...

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Joe the Plumber leads "Million Moron March"

Toledo, Ohio - An angry crowd of plumbers, gun owners, and other supporters marched through the streets of downtown Toledo, Saturday, led by anti-tax advocate, Joe the Plumber. They brandished a wide array of pipe-wrenches, plumbing snakes, as well...

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Republican National Committee Seeks Government Bailout

Under rather awkward circumstances, the Republican Party ... which has been incessantly criticizing the Obama Administration for its massive government bailout program ... is now seeking government funding in order to stay afloat. Following 8 year...

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Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

Funny story: Airport X-Ray 'Strip' Scanners May be Purchased by Larry Flynt

When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the country, ran into an unexpected hurdle. The X-ray scann...

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Republicans to Accept "Personal Responsibility" for Economic Collapse and Devastating Election Defeat

The Party of "Personal Responsibility" has finally decided to accept personal responsibility for the global financial collapse which took place during the last year of George Bush's term in office. A somber and reflective group of Republican leade...

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Palin May Select Madoff as Running Mate in 2012

Wasilla, Alaska At a strident news conference...that some observers described as a "hysterical hissy fit"... an adamant Sarah Palin delivered a passionate defense of beleaguered Wall Street investor Bernie Madoff...calling his brilliance as a money m...

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Economists Turn to YouTube for Answers

The startling and unbelievable accuracy of the predictions by Lindsey Williams, regarding the true reasons for the drastic changes in oil prices, over the last year, has turned him into a true Internet celebrity. Lindsey Williams has become the n...

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All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

Funny story: All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

Detroit, Michigan Reaching a historic agreement with CEO's of the Big Three automobile manufacturers, Congress, on Wednesday, approved a massive bailout plan...and included the stipulation, that if the American tax-payers are to bail out the auto co...

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Report: Republicans Trying to Distance Themselves From Themselves

Washington, D.C. Republicans trying to run for re-election on the basis of having trashed the entire US and global economy, are now saying they were never strong supporters of George Bush....A party of "Mavericks" who never agreed with the president...

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Bush's Liquidity May Not Trickle Down On You

Funny story: Bush's Liquidity May Not Trickle Down On You

Following the Bush administration's massive bailout of the banking system, many economists are warning that the effort may have little effect on the overall economy, comparing the furtive start to the flow of liquidity, to some of the complications o...

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Experts Say US Economy "Between Iraq and a Hard Place"

Funny story: Experts Say US Economy "Between Iraq and a Hard Place"

Last week, the President of the United States appeared on national television, telling Congress that if they didn't immediately pass the $700 billion bailout, the entire US economy was likely to collapse. At the same time, John McCain appeared at the...

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John McCain Volunteers to Undergo Waterboarding

Funny story: John McCain Volunteers to Undergo Waterboarding

John McCain, who had been tortured while he was a prisoner of War, in Viet Nam, has long made opposition to Torture one of his signature issues. Now he has equivocated, and become a supporter of George Bush's policy of waterboarding and the torture -...

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Republican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"

Funny story: Republican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"

St Paul, Minnesota After a heated floor-fight between supporters of Ron Paul and other "Traditional" fiscally Conservative Republicans ... on the one hand ... and the followers of John McCain, and the other Neo-Con proponents of the New World Order...

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