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Bain Capital Bombshell: Mitt Romney, Tim Yenmor were the same person

BOSTON (August 1)-Mitt Romney claims he left Bain Capital in 1999, but documents signed by him and filed with the SEC in 2002 disclosed that he was the firm's "sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer, and president." This di...

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Romney confounds the pundits, picks himself as VP candidate

BOSTON (July 18)-Already tiring of the continually mocking, whining criticism from the U.S. press corps, Mitt Romney has decided to end the VP search effective immediately; he announced today that he will run on the Republican ticket as the candidate...

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Mitt Romney thrilled with latest Supreme Court ruling

BOSTON(July 1)-Mitt Romney, while railing against the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of 'ObamaCare' seems to be enjoying their ruling against the 'Stolen Valor Act'. The Court decided that law was unconstitutional, violating an individual's 1st Ame...

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Mitt Romney's plan to fix European debt crisis is 'on the table'

Funny story: Mitt Romney's plan to fix European debt crisis is 'on the table'

Mitt Romney, speaking in front of the National Society for Effective Consumerism last Sunday, outlined his plan for a U.S. response to the European debt crisis. "I mean really, dealing with this debt issue in Europe would be a piece of cake," sa...

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Mitt Romney has millions of credit card passwords stolen

Boston (June 10)-Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced on Sunday morning's edition of 'Meet the Gay Press' that he has recently had millions of credit card accounts and passwords stolen. When asked about his creditworthiness, in...

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Romney to take both Bachmann and Palin for VP

Funny story: Romney to take both Bachmann and Palin for VP

Boston Even though the convention is a year away, with the campaign not even really started, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney feels so confident in the outcome that he's announcing his running mates already: Michele Bachmann and Sarah Pa...

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Bush plans on financing bailout by selling Oregon, Vermont

Funny story: Bush plans on financing bailout by selling Oregon, Vermont

Washington President Bush today managed to grab for himself part of the media attention surrounding the tentative bi-partisan agreement on the so-called bailout plan by explaining to the gathered Washington press corps just how he intends to finance...

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George Bush tries to manage expectations for his final G8 Summit

Funny story: George Bush tries to manage expectations for his final G8 Summit

HIGH ABOVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN (Spoof International News) George Bush is winging his way to Tokyo for his last G8 Summit meeting. This Spoof reporter was once again (but maybe the last time) given the opportunity to interview our Chief Executive durin...

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George Bush will soon join the ranks of the unemployed

Funny story: George Bush will soon join the ranks of the unemployed

Washington Spoof News. With the end of his second term plainly in sight, George Bush is spending more time looking at on-line job search sites, and posting his resume wherever possible.

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Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

Hollywood (Spoof News) Lindsay Lohan has decided to take the advice of both her publicist and her attorney, and to plead no contest to the charges of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of a crime. Lohan also spoke wi...

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Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Funny story: Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Frostbite Falls (Spoof News) Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, gave birth today to an 8 and a half pound baby boy.

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Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Funny story: Windows Vista upgrade crashes XM satellite

Washington (Spoof News) On Monday morning System Administrators at the technical operations center for XM satellite radio attempted a Windows Vista upgrade for the on-board CPU system controller of their satellite that normally blank...

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President Bush looking forward to the end of his term

Funny story: President Bush looking forward to the end of his term

Washington (Spoof International News) - President Bush admitted on Thursday night's Charlie Rose show that he is gleefully counting down the days till the end of his second term.

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Chief Justice Roberts says Justices are "grossly underpaid"

Funny story: Chief Justice Roberts says Justices are "grossly underpaid"

Washington (Spoof News)-New Chief Justice John Roberts has picked up where his predecessor William Rehnquist left off, complaining vehemently, in writing, that pay for judges is "wholly, completely, and embarrassingly inadequate."...

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Prince William getting fat and going bald

Funny story: Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Prince Charles will change his name as King

Funny story: Prince Charles will change his name as King

London. (Spoof International News) Prince Charles' office has announced that the Prince is seriously considering taking a new name when he finally becomes King. It had been assumed that he would take the name 'Charles III'. The P...

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ESA scores used Space Shuttle on approval

Funny story: ESA scores used Space Shuttle on approval

Moscow (Spoof International News) The Head of the European Space Agency said last Friday that he was ‘confident' that his agency might be able to come up with funding to help out with the tentatively planned design phase and subsequent constru...

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Viagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh

Funny story: Viagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh

New York. Madison Avenue is working overtime to counter the negative press recently associated with the use of Viagra, the darling drug of Pfizer. Although it is considered to be risky, Pfizer's advertising firm, Scaley LLC, has chosen a dea...

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