WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a member of his defense team during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.
The Modern Language Association announced today it has devised and will implement several major reforms to the idiosyncratic and often hard to memorize spellings of American's English words.
Pollsters have been forced to take a second look at recent data showing a decline in the number of likely voters. It is now known that many undecided voters in key swing states are suffering from an extreme form of dwarfism. The finding explains re...
BERKELEY, CA. A project that began in right-wing think tanks, namely the training and deployment of Hollywood actors as canditates for political office, has upped the ante. Unintrusive devices that constrain and suggest the neural domains accessed...
ZARAGOZA, SPAIN. Researchers at the Istituto di Patafisica Clandestino have made an exciting, though insignificant discovery that imaginary objects, dreamt-up dreams, ruminations, hallucinations, metaphors, abstractions and delusions are actually r...
Independent media outlet Al-Jazeera is yet again the subject of intense criticism, this time not by leaders of the Iranian government or the unelected interim Iraqi government but by key figures in the IMF, World Bank, European Union and America, for...
ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...
WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...
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