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Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer

Funny story: Cheney Accidentally Shoots Leak Case Lawyer

WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a member of his defense team during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

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Wide Sweeping Changes Made to American English Spellings

Funny story: Wide Sweeping Changes Made to American English Spellings

The Modern Language Association announced today it has devised and will implement several major reforms to the idiosyncratic and often hard to memorize spellings of American's English words.

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Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking

Funny story: Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking

Pollsters have been forced to take a second look at recent data showing a decline in the number of likely voters. It is now known that many undecided voters in key swing states are suffering from an extreme form of dwarfism. The finding explains re...

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Race to Elect Computerized Politicians Accelerates

Funny story: Race to Elect Computerized Politicians Accelerates

BERKELEY, CA. A project that began in right-wing think tanks, namely the training and deployment of Hollywood actors as canditates for political office, has upped the ante. Unintrusive devices that constrain and suggest the neural domains accessed...

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Made-up Things are Real, New Study Shows

ZARAGOZA, SPAIN. Researchers at the Istituto di Patafisica Clandestino have made an exciting, though insignificant discovery that imaginary objects, dreamt-up dreams, ruminations, hallucinations, metaphors, abstractions and delusions are actually r...

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Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series

Funny story: Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series

Independent media outlet Al-Jazeera is yet again the subject of intense criticism, this time not by leaders of the Iranian government or the unelected interim Iraqi government but by key figures in the IMF, World Bank, European Union and America, for...

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John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

Funny story: John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...

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Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

Funny story: Referendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College

WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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