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Hard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert

Funny story: Hard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert

Senator Kerry held his first joint Transvestite Concert with British comedian Eddie Izzard in San Francisco. 12 additional Transvestite concerts were scheduled as Kerry attempts to appeal to another minority group in his bid for the Presidency. Sen...

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Senator Kerry Goes After The Transvestite Vote With Eddie Izzard

Funny story: Senator Kerry Goes After The Transvestite Vote With Eddie Izzard

In a move to appeal to another minority group, Senator John Kerry has teamed up with Transvestite Comedian Eddie Izzard. The two will appear in a series of 13 live concerts to be held in various battleground states in the months after the Democratic...

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U.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.

Funny story: U.S. Targets French Canadian Boats for Preemptive Strike.

U.S. spy satellites have stepped up their surveillance along the US/Canada border confirming that French Canadians are massing at the US/Canadian border in preparation for a clandestine voter registration operation in northern counties of New York, O...

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Senator Kerry Prepares to Meet with French Canadians

Funny story: Senator Kerry Prepares to Meet with French Canadians

This has been a rough two weeks for Senator Kerry. After a disastrous attempt to build relations with Latinos resulting in the Kerry Latino riot in LA when Senator Kerry accidentally flashed gang signals in a Latino club after lip-syncing "The Lonel...

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John Kerry Plan Backfires

Funny story: John Kerry Plan Backfires

Following disastrous attempts to build support with Latino and African American communities that resulted in the Kerry Latino Riot and the AME Incident, Senator John Kerry met with Willard Frankenmeyer, Director of the Clowns for Kerry Committee. Th...

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Senator Kerry Upsets AME Church in Los Angeles

Funny story: Senator Kerry Upsets AME Church in Los Angeles

After his recent tumultuous appearance at a Latino club in LA which resulted in two rabid patients, 24 pneumonia cases, six stolen cars and eight 7/11 robberies known as the Kerry Latino Riot, a restraining order barring Kerry from Latino clubs in LA...

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Judge Ito Issues Restraining Order Against Senator Kerry

Funny story: Judge Ito Issues Restraining Order Against Senator Kerry

Judge Lance Ito has issued a restraining order against Senator John Kerry barring him from appearing in Latino clubs in Los Angeles. The restraining order was sought by the Special Gang Unit of the Los Angeles Police Department following Senator Ker...

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Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Funny story: Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Senator John Kerry toured Latino nightspots in LA after his recent Hollywood fund raiser seeking to impress club patrons that he is a regular guy they could count on to understand their problems. Unfortunately as he attempted to lip sync Herb Alper...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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