A Manor Park man who wishes to be anonymous, despite everybody knowing him, was stunned to be asked for "a pahnd" by a dosser at the BR station cashpoint on Thursday night at 8pm.
He fended this affront off claiming he had no money, neck-punching...
"Herb" Alpert and Gregory Isaacs are both made entirely out of cocaine - I myself personally saw Gregory Isaac's crew lift Him onto the stage where He glinted among the lights, reflected by the diamond-fillingrettes and filligreed teeth of the attend...
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