Britain's National Treasures, including the likes of Julie Walters and Dame Judi Dench, are to be rounded up and housed in a museum it was announced today.
The new Culture Secretary, Karen Bradley today unveiled her plans stating that it was vita...
Following the roaring success of this year's Christmas John Lewis advert featuring a lonely old man living on the moon a government minister has come up with a unique solution to help all old, lonely, elderly, people.
Norman Bygate, MP for Staff...
A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award.
Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient.
Jeremy Corbyn has today vowed that he would turn Downing Street into a refugee centre.
Speaking from one of the spare bedrooms in his North London detached house, Corbyn said this: "We need to show compassion. We need to show the world we are pre...
Police today have announced the launch of Operation Witch-Hunt . In a statement issued today, Chief Superintendent Hopkins, who will head the operation, has said that although witchcraft is not illegal in the UK anymore there are many historica...
In a controversial move announced today the Oscars are to be re-named the Patties.
A spokesman from the Oscars committee made the following announcement. "We were told that a statue of a bare-chested bald man holding a sword between his legs was...
In a controversial move announced today, all transport companies across the USA will be taking steps to ban men from using public transport at peak times.
This follows a successful campaign by Free the Space, an activist group founded by Chloe Ben...
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