Attorney General John Ashcroft is reviewing American security procedures urgently today after the revelation that a man was allowed to board an American Airlines flight in Boston while wearing a beard. Shocked passengers leaving the Boston to Orlando...
A joint statement from the Bush administration and Blair government has hailed a human rights breakthrough in Iraq. Following a bruising few months of abuse and torture revelations that have damaged American and British international standing, today&...
Citing increasing fear of a terrorist attack, the White House announced this morning that all future American elections are to be cancelled until further notice.
US-appointed Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi is to change his name by deed poll to Saddam Hussein, it emerged earlier today.
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