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Funny story:  Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
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Funny story:  Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles. But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor o...
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Funny story:  Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...
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Funny story:  Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There is no one who is more devoted to President Obama than his vice-president Joe Biden. As Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine mentioned in a story some months back the two have become "Burger Buddies" taking quick t...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...
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Funny story:  Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer continues rolling down the track making good on her promise to leave the state in a state of disarray. The elderly governor has now informed the news media that she is going to issue a Governor's Proclamatio...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...
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Funny story:  Long John Silver's Has Decided To Take Its Piranha Sandwich Off The Menu

Long John Silver's Has Decided To Take Its Piranha Sandwich Off The Menu

SAN DIEGO - The seafood fast food franchise chain that is based in San Diego, California has decided to take its Piranha Sandwich off the menu. Elmendorf Butterbox, spokesperson for Long John Silver's said that the reason was due to the fact that...
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Funny story:  A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

A Captured Al-Qaeda Member Says They Have A Training Center In Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona - Arizona state troopers recently captured an Al-Qaeda member who tried to use an Exxon credit card at a local bank's ATM machine. The terrorist identified as Kam Ali Booba told arresting officers that there was no way that he wou...
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Funny story:  John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...
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Funny story:  Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...
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Funny story:  Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...
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Funny story:  San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco could be the first city in the nation to pass a law making it illegal to skateboard within the city limits. A group of angry citizens led by Orville Lemonlund, 91, have petitioned the mayor to do something...
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Funny story:  Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...
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Funny story:  Dennis Rodman Is Going To The Ukraine

Dennis Rodman Is Going To The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Former NBA basketball player Dennis Rodman has informed the US news media that he will be traveling to the Ukraine in an effort to bring peace and harmony between the Ukraine and Russia. Rodman, who says that North Korean leader Ki...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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