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Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

Funny story: Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Ryan Seacrest has always been very fond of pop singer Demi Lovato. The American Idol host recently had her appear on his show as a guest judge and the fans loved her. Seacrest was thrilled since the LaLaLand rum...

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Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Libido Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that Pamela Anderson will be starring with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha. Borrapelli recently appeared on The Gor...

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Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...

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Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and John Mayer have gotten together and broken up a total of three times. And now according to Katy's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of Rodeo Drive's Haven of Hair Salon, Miss Perry misses Johnny so much that sh...

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Justin Bieber Addresses The Performance Enhancing Drugs Rumors

Funny story: Justin Bieber Addresses The Performance Enhancing Drugs Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber flew into Los Angeles to visit his mother Pattie Mallette who is presently staying at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. As he left the building he was approached by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo. The repo...

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North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

Funny story: North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy. The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Kor...

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Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...

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US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

Funny story: US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...

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Pope Francis Learns His Personal Secretary Is An Ex-Lap Dancer

Funny story: Pope Francis Learns His Personal Secretary Is An Ex-Lap Dancer

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican News is reporting that there are quite a bit of red faces in the Vatican as word of an employee's past has come to light. The Vatican News has just learned that the pope's personal secretary Anastasia Vincarelli is reall...

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Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...

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The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

Funny story: The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After consulting with several doctors who treat smokers, the US government has issued a warning regarding cigars. The warning actually is addressed to those men and in some rare instances women, who smoke those 12-inch cigars su...

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Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Funny story: Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...

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Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

Funny story: Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian government has stated that they will no longer be sending sardines to Russia. The decision was made due to the fact that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is not backing off of his aggression against the Ukraine. Norway...

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Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

MANHATTAN - Family and friends of comedian Rosie O'Donnell hardly recognize her now that she has lost 51 pounds. O'Donnell talked with Ashburn Wasabi of The Right Coast Revue at a Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. When asked what her secret was she...

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Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...

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A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

Funny story: A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama. Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...

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Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

Funny story: Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

HOLLYWOOD - Harry Connick Jr. talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that he is having a great time being a judge on this season's edition of American Idol. He noted that he loves the heck out of getting to sit next to t...

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