For the second time in as many millenniums the good Lord has put the kibosh on Doomsday. Said Lord God, "Full scale death shall be dealt not now nor anytime in the next 1000 years."
Specialty TV programmers are aghast.
"This is not good news,...
In a move that no one has prepared for, the Kool-Aid Man has been banned from all stadium events, especially football and hockey events, across North America and the UK effective immediately. In a press release, event organizers cited concerns over p...
Researchers at Trent University have found a way to reach back in time and listen to ancient civilizations in their most public and private moments.
This startling breakthrough comes shortly after researchers at MIT learned how to "hear" through...
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