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After local man reads foreign food label with kilocalorie counts instead of calorie counts, extreme diet leads to death

Funny story: After local man reads foreign food label with kilocalorie counts instead of calorie counts, extreme diet leads to death

Washington, D.C. - Excess calorie intake is the primary contributor to the obesity epidemic plaguing most developed nations, but eating a minimum level of calories is key to life and longevity. We all know that we should eat about 2,000 calories per...

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Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Funny story: Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Washington, D.C. - Most people don't enjoy seeing dentists, but some have a serious fear of receiving dental care. Local man Juan Diente revealed to us yesterday that he's had dental phobia for as long as he can remember. "I think the last time I wen...

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REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

Funny story: REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

Washington, D.C. - After Donald Trump's first press conference as President-elect, the contents of the folders lying on the table next to the lectern where Trump spoke sparked a lot of speculation in the press and on social media. Trump indicated tha...

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Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Funny story: Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Washington, D.C. - You heard it here first. The Trump campaign has, yet again, surprised America by proposing a new policy it is naming "The Unalienable Personal Space of Americans", which would criminalize the action of illegal aliens who get too cl...

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Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Funny story: Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Coral Springs, FL - People are always looking for ways to set themselves apart from the crowd. Who the hell would have thought that putting sugar back into formerly sugar-sweetened beverages would be so popular? Well they are and some experts say...

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Mr Trump's Small-Step Provision of a Wall is a Giant Leap for Mankind

Funny story: Mr Trump's Small-Step Provision of a Wall is a Giant Leap for Mankind

Washington, D.C. - Donald Trump has just finished building the Mexico-U.S. wall, which is officially the tallest wall on Earth and, perhaps, the universe. This will go down in history as one of the most impressive engineering feats of mankind. Th...

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Government proposes legislation to regulate the quality of medical care for the dead

Funny story: Government proposes legislation to regulate the quality of medical care for the dead

Philadelphia, PA - Growing concern for loved ones who have passed on has been a boon to the burgeoning death care industry. Still, uncertainties exist regarding the quality of medical care for the deceased. For years the death care market has gone un...

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Animal welfare standards promoted by chain restaurants, again

Funny story: Animal welfare standards promoted by chain restaurants, again

Denver, CO - Everyone in America remembers when Chipotle discontinued carnitas-based menu items when its pork supplier violated animal welfare standards. In an effort to communicate their value on the life of animals, chain restaurants throughout the...

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Guy Who Claims to Have Multiple Personalities Really Just a Lying Creep with a Boring Life

Funny story: Guy Who Claims to Have Multiple Personalities Really Just a Lying Creep with a Boring Life

Do you have a colleague who always tells you about the crazy-fun weekend he had, when all you can do is think about how you were home alone in a snuggie watching Netflix? You know, the guy who talks about how he took a last-minute flight to Miami...

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On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

Funny story: On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

Niagara Falls, NY - Attempts to avoid colleagues in professional settings is an all too familiar practice. Have you ever gone to a different floor of your office building to drop a bomb? What about having the turtle's head poking out but preventing M...

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Local area man perplexed because mother-to-son affection has abruptly ended

Funny story: Local area man perplexed because mother-to-son affection has abruptly ended

Bethesda, MD-Lones Katz, a man who has always had a very close relationship with his mother, is baffled by his mother's recent lack of affection towards him. "For as long as I can remember, my mother and I have always hugged and kissed every time...

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Local area man says to hell with today, seize yesterday

Funny story: Local area man says to hell with today, seize yesterday

Geoff Jacks of New York, NY is determined to squeeze every ounce of fun out of life, but is afraid to act on an opportunity when it comes. "Geoff has always been the kind of guy who is very hesitant to commit to plans, for fear of missing out on some...

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Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Funny story: Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Washington, D.C.-Jeff White, a highly respected member of the Tenleytown community in Washington, D.C. has died in a manner that has baffled dental experts. A month ago, Jeff consulted his dentist about grinding his teeth while sleeping, and he w...

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Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Funny story: Man has breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a single restaurant on day trip to quarter-mile area in Barcelona

Barcelona, Spain-An American man named John who characterizes himself as adventurous and outdoorsy chose to eat three meals at a single local restaurant, El Restaurante de Leon, on a day trip to Barcelona on Saturday. In an interview with John, we le...

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Pope Francis's Beatification of Pope Paul VI Causes Public Outcry

Funny story: Pope Francis's Beatification of Pope Paul VI Causes Public Outcry

Rome.-Pope Francis has just beatified Pope Paul VI, who led the Catholic Church through turbulent times before his death in 1978. Beatification is the one of the most important posthumous honors a Pope can receive, which declares that he is among the...

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Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Funny story: Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Bronx, N.Y. - Ice bucket challenges have gone viral in the social media circuit. These challenges involve a nomination of friends who will either take the challenge or donate to a charity to fund research to reduce morbidity and mortality caused by A...

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Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

Funny story: Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

New York, N.Y. - Drew Dow of Roosevelt Island is an ordinary man with an extraordinary ability: his stomach uses excess yeast in his digestive tract to ferment carbs and sugar-dense foods into alcohol. This rare health condition is called auto-brewer...

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Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Funny story: Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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