The BBC has revealed what's hot on the typical Taliban shopping list. Aside from the usual fare of whores and heroin, 'Head and Shoulders' shampoo is a favourite because it sounds like somebody has already been beheaded, yet it also gets rid of dandr...
As of next year, the Barclays Eagle will be flying lower than Buddy Holly. Sources close to the Board (two mixed-gender prostitutes and a man who peddles blood diamonds from the back of a three-wheeler bike) revealed:
"First to go will be the back...
Apparently there's hardly anybody left in crap places like Middlesbrough.
We asked the Treasury department: 'Has this anything to do with the recent decision that Uruguay will provide several tonnes of dirt -cheap, legalised weed, allocating 1.5...
"It's so tough" asserted Major Jonathan Eaton Cum, "It's probably true that he's made of Teflon".
Nigel Farage certainly gets away with much, without being shot. Army boffins agree:
"We put him in front of a firing squad on Thursday and asked h...
A senior UKIP MP has tweeted politically sensitive comments.
"This is a disadvantage on the run up to the European elections" said leader Nigel Farage.
Bernie Shaveless, UKIP representative for ASBO upon Thamesmead, suggested on Twitter that:...
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