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Richard Madley Lands His Own Chat Show Called 'All About Me'

Funny story: Richard Madley Lands His Own Chat Show Called 'All About Me'

News coming from ITV this morning, that Richard Madley is to host a new chat show, planned to compete directly with the BBC's Graham Norton show on the much covoted Friday Night slot. Tentatively titled 'All About Me' it seems ITV has finally give...

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New BBC Saturday Night Show 'The Electric Chair' To Star Ageing TV Stars

Funny story: New BBC Saturday Night Show 'The Electric Chair' To Star Ageing TV Stars

As part of the BBC's new entertainment strategy Director General Tony Hall is due to announce a new Saturday Night game show called 'The Electric Chair' in an attempt to finally knock Simon Cowell off his evangelical perch. The show due to be aired i...

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Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'

Funny story: Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'

Sad news coming out of L.A. this morning. Motorhead legend Ian Fraser Kilmister, best known to millions around the world as 'Lemmy' was sadly reported to be 'Killed by Death' in the early hours. The veteran rock n roller known for hits such as 'Ac...

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Telly Programmes to be 'Slotted In' Between Commercials on ITV

Funny story: Telly Programmes to be 'Slotted In' Between Commercials on ITV

In a brave new move, ITV have announced that TV programmes will now be 'shortened' to make way for popular commercials such as ''The Meerkats' and 'The Typhoo Monkey'. In a report commissioned by ITV, electric supplier 'First Utility' discovered s...

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Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

Funny story: Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

The company behind the next Miley Cyrus live tour have announced they are planning to demolish a whole row of Brothels in Amsterdam, ship them to the US and have them re-built brick by brick, ready for the 2015 World Tour. Spokesman for 'Rebel Bu...

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Benefits Mum Michelle Taylor to 'Stop' after 36th Child!

Funny story: Benefits Mum Michelle Taylor to 'Stop' after 36th Child!

Pregnant baby machine, and NHS nightmare Michelle Taylor has vowed to go on the pill after the birth of her latest child, her 36th. Michelle 39, from Rotherham who now lives in 'Wentworth House', just outside the town, is missing her friends and f...

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'The Carpenters' To Reform Without Karen

Funny story: 'The Carpenters' To Reform Without Karen

News coming out of Hollywood: Reuters are reporting that Richard Carpenter, of 'The Carpenters' fame is considering 'going on the road' one last time. The record producer, arranger, pianist and keyboardist, and occasional lyricist, is considering...

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Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

Funny story: Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

As ITV gear up for the launch of its latest Breakfast show, insiders have announced that there will be a live link to the Vatican during the show. Following the demise of the much maligned 'Daybreak' the launch of ITV's latest breakfast incarnatio...

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BBC's 'Escape to the County' to be re-named 'Escape to the Inner City'

Funny story: BBC's 'Escape to the County' to be re-named 'Escape to the Inner City'

As the Bedroom Tax takes grip on over 660,000 victims, the BBC has reacted by changing the name of their flagship show. Couples, and single people from around the UK will be invited to appear on the show, in an attempt to "create a series that viewer...

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Labradors To Be Re-Categorised As Dangerous Dogs Across Britain

Funny story: Labradors To Be Re-Categorised As Dangerous Dogs Across Britain

A spate of incidents across Britain have forced the Government into a re-think about their dangerous dogs policy. Vacuum cleaners across Britain are being blocked, wooden floors are suffering from what is being labelled 'the tumbleweed effect', a...

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The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Funny story: The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Since it was announced that Cornish people, and Cornwall itself will be granted minority status under European rules, flocks of British celebrities have announced that they'll be taking the opportunity to 'emigrate' to Cornwall. Richard and Judy, who...

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Rocket Ronnie To Play Blindfolded

Funny story: Rocket Ronnie To Play Blindfolded

As the Snooker World Championships rumble on, and BBC2 views continue to nose-dive, Head of Snooker, Barry Hearn has come up with a plan. According to sources close to Hearn, he's approached snooker god, and cockney charmer Ronnie O'Sullivan to play...

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David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

Funny story: David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

Although crucified by both press and players, it was revealed this morning that Moyes wasn't 'the chosen one'. Alex Ferguson had described the job of leading the 'Red Devils' as being as difficult as 'Moses parting the waves, or Noah building his...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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