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Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Funny story: Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Football players and coaches are furious about new legislation that prevents them from betting on any football related activity, with one player already stating, "if only we had friends to pass our inside knowledge onto." With footballers and coac...

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McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

Funny story: McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

Steve McClaren and David Moyes have co-founded a support group for battered and abused sporting managers, with the hope of providing an environment to rehabilitate anyone who joins. Both the co-founders have arguably received the most ridicule and...

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Leeds United Formation and Transfer Issues

Funny story: Leeds United Formation and Transfer Issues

The transfer situation at Leeds United has "gone into meltdown" as Dave Hockaday has admitted that "all the good players we (Leeds) want to sign won't be able to adapt to the amazing diamond formation the club now plays better than who we've got."...

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You Alright? : Illegal To Repeat

Funny story: You Alright? : Illegal To Repeat

The greeting "you alright?" has officially been made an illegal response to "you alright?" The response, which has been widely accepted by morons across the country for decades, has now been made an illegal response because it makes no sense due...

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Leeds United to become 'dirty' once more

Funny story: Leeds United to become 'dirty' once more

After the Leeds United squad collectively refused to move to live in the city a few days ago, the controversy has continued at Elland Road as Swiss International defender, Jonathan Rossini, had his loan deal terminated due to having a "poor attitude"...

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Leeds Players Refuse To Move To Leeds

Funny story: Leeds Players Refuse To Move To Leeds

The entire Leeds United Squad has been transfer listed after they collectively refused to follow new owner Massimo Cellino's request of moving to Leeds. The plan was for the players to become a close-knit squad, capable of obtaining an ever elusiv...

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Rodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield

Brendan Rodger's hard work this summer will be of no value as the below par footballers signed so far by Liverpool will not have to keep the bench warm, as heated benches are being installed at the end of August. The latest additions to the histor...

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Spoof Writer Missing After Internet Trolling

Online nobody Jack Allen has gone AWOL after receiving a substantial amount of threatening and abusive comments regarding his news articles published on The Spoof. Articles uploaded by Jack since 15th April 2014 onto the aforementioned website hav...

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Big Bang Theory Cancelled

Funny story: Big Bang Theory Cancelled

The Big Bang Theory is being permanently pulled as the creators of the show, Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, have been arrested on suspicion of fraud, with the pair believed to have created numerous ghostwriters with them both pocketing their pay. Sus...

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Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

Funny story: Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

The Conservative party have sanctioned the creation of bank notes that safely and silently self-destruct when they are invested into banks or Network Rail but cause more destruction than a starved hyena in a baby ward when invested into Job Seekers A...

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Online 'Banter' Annoys People

Funny story: Online 'Banter' Annoys People

Anyone that finishes a comment on social media with 'lol, banter', is officially not involved in any 'banter' and lessens their circle of online friends by 7 people every time the statement is made. With the number of online users of Facebook and...

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Scummy Pubs To Hire Doorman

Funny story: Scummy Pubs To Hire Doorman

Under a new Tory law, pubs that predominantly cater for the unemployed have to employ a thin, disheveled middle-aged man to smoke at the front door to ensure no upstanding citizens accidentally go in for a pint. The law, entitled 'fag means f**k o...

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"Sorry" Removed From The Dictionary

Funny story: "Sorry" Removed From The Dictionary

The word sorry has become the first word to be removed from the English Oxford Dictionary because it has lost all of its meaning. With politicians, pupils, and perverted next-door neighbours using that word all too often, that word has now been t...

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Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

Funny story: Girl Reports Boy For 'Stealing' Her Virginity

A teenager from Southwark has reported the theft of her virginity to the Police, stating that she wants it back. With Candice Rankburger losing her virginity at 17, she was seen to be a Nun by friends and family in Southwark but the incident in qu...

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Psychological Sat Nav Now On Sale

Funny story: Psychological Sat Nav Now On Sale

A new Satellite Navigation system is now for sale on the high street that will get you from A to B in your mind. On sale now is The Psychological Sat Nav (PSN) that can take an individual from a state of racial ignorance to one of informed enligh...

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Uruguayan FA claim moon is "fake"

Funny story: Uruguayan FA claim moon is "fake"

The Uruguayan FA are claiming that they have cracked the mystery of what that "big thing in the sky at night" really is. In an official statement released today, the FA claim to have found unequivocal proof that the moon is a highly elaborate proj...

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Father Blames Son For Drunken Death

Funny story: Father Blames Son For Drunken Death

In a startling revelation, the father of recently deceased Jason Doebsin, 21, has blamed his son, not the alcohol he consumed, for his death. With Jason growing up in a generation that can't hold its beer, he was dared to jump from the top of The...

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BBC Three Controller Zai Bennett "Broken"

Funny story: BBC Three Controller Zai Bennett "Broken"

BBC Three's controller Zai Bennett could be replaced as early as next week as insiders are saying that he is yet to fully mentally recover after watching a full episode of Sweat The Small Stuff. Since watching the episode Mr Bennett has given the...

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