This afternoon at Westfarms Mall in Farmington, CT former child star Nick Terringsley shot 11 people, killing four and injuring seven. Terringsley, known as "Lil Oakley" from the popular 1980's sitcom "Grace of Spades," fired several rounds into the...
After a night of heavy drinking, America seems to have misplaced its glasses. Even though they were definitely right here on the table when America went to bed, the elusive pair of spectacles remain missing.
America has reportedly interviewed sev...
Dayvon Terrell of Detroit, Michigan, was recently failed by his third grade teacher, Mrs. Deborah Leigh.
"Unfortunately, Davyon did not meet the standardized reading comprehension benchmark," Ms. Leigh explained.
"He simply can't move on to fou...
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