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Funny story: Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Trump Strikes Historic Trade Agreement: U.S. Will Ship Our Unemployed Workers to China

Washington D.C. (New York Times) In what is being called an unprecedented trade agreement, U.S. president Donald Trump has struck a deal with China in which the U.S. will ship unemployed U.S. workers to China in exchange for trademarks being grante...
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Funny story: EagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating

EagleCam Temporarily Shut Down After Teen Eagle Seen Masturbating

Minneapolis, MN: The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources' "DNR EagleCam Live Stream" was temporarily shut down last night after the video stream showed a male teenage Bald Eagle masturbating. The DNR has been inundated with telephone calls and...
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Funny story: President Trump Believed U.S. Was Launching Senator Ted Cruz Into Syria

President Trump Believed U.S. Was Launching Senator Ted Cruz Into Syria

Washington, D.C. - According to leaked information from an anonymous source inside the White House, President Donald Trump approved yesterday's Tomahawk cruise missile strike against a Syrian airfield because Trump thought the U.S. would be launching...
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Funny story: Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be entitled "50 Shades of Trump", was actually p...
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Funny story: New Jersey Legislature Reconsidering Bill That Provides Jobless Benefits to Ugly Hookers

New Jersey Legislature Reconsidering Bill That Provides Jobless Benefits to Ugly Hookers

Trenton, NJ (Fox News): The New Jersey legislature has sent back to committee a bill that provides the opportunity for ugly hookers to apply for state jobless benefits. The bill, H6901, added "Ugly Hooker" to the list of occupations eligible to a...
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Funny story: Six Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours

Six Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours

Washington D.C. (The Daily Beast): Six supporters of President Donald Trump are recovering after being locked in their car for three hours this morning. They were rescued by a 90 year old African-American lesbian who was walking by and noticed two o...
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Funny story: German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies jumped out an open window, ran six blocks, and threw...
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Funny story: Local High School Student Suspended After Confusing Balzac with Ballsack

Local High School Student Suspended After Confusing Balzac with Ballsack

Sweatynton, NJ (Associated Press) An 11th grade student from Grover Cleveland High School was suspended yesterday after apparently confusing the name of the French author Honoré de Balzac with "honorary ballsack." The student, whose name isn't be...
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Funny story: Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Edinburgh, Scotland - Today Scottish Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon told the media that she will push for a second referendum on Scotland's independence from the United Kingdom. This after, in Sturgeon's words, "...material change of circumstances br...
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Funny story: American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett posted to her Facebook page a video of her reaction w...
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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...
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Funny story: CERN Retracts Announcement of Having Created a Black Hole

CERN Retracts Announcement of Having Created a Black Hole

Geneva, Switzerland - C.E.R.N., The European Organization for Nuclear Research, has retracted its claim made on Monday of having created an actual black hole in the collision chamber of the particle accelerator. CERN issued a very enthusiastic pre...
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Funny story: Jobs Outlook Report Shows Likely Shortage of Suicide Bomber Instructors

Jobs Outlook Report Shows Likely Shortage of Suicide Bomber Instructors

A report released yesterday by the United Nations subcommittee for Global Employment Outlook predicts a shortage of competent suicide bomber instructors beginning in the first quarter of 2016 and continuing, likely, forever. According to the repo...
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Funny story: Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Wall Street - Standard & Poor's has downgraded the credit rating of lemonade stands to CCC from its previous rating of BB. Both ratings are considered non-investment grade, which means S&P considers lemonade stands to be very risky investmen...
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Funny story: Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...
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Funny story: Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Donald Trump this morning blamed Mexicans for any torture that occurred at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, saying that "since Mexicans brought that nasty green guantanamo dip with them when they illegally crossed the border into Cuba, they've been force-feedin...
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Funny story: Excitement About New Year's Eve Fades With Age - Study Finds.

Excitement About New Year's Eve Fades With Age - Study Finds.

Fayetteville, AR - A recent study by the University of Arkansas found that a person's excitement about New Year's Eve and associated celebrations tends to fade with a person's age. Lead researcher Vernon Springer, PhD, professor emeritus at the U...
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Funny story: Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protest...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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