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Funny story: FSU's Lead Ball Hog Rathan-Mayes 'Has Potential' Says Kobe.

FSU's Lead Ball Hog Rathan-Mayes 'Has Potential' Says Kobe.

Florida State guard Xavier Rathan-Mayes turned in a historic performance last night erupting for 30 points in the final 4:00 minutes of regulation. "I was just in the zone," said Rathan-Mayes a freshman from Canada, "My teammates had wide open l...
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Funny story: Justin Beiber's Monkey Drops Album From German Holding Cell

Justin Beiber's Monkey Drops Album From German Holding Cell

MUNICH- The now infamous OB Mally, Justin Beiber's abandoned pet Capuchin monkey, released his new album from his quarantine cell at the German Customs Agency in Munich today. To a standing room only crowd, OB Mally let out a 14 track playlist featu...
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Funny story: Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

SYRIA- The tragedy continued in Syria yesterday as another round of bombings shook the desert landscape and killed thousands. None suffered more though than the Aleppo Best Hotel which was filleted at the hands of Hotel critic Lars Batchem. "The...
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Funny story: Pope Gives Up Being Good At His Job For Lent

Pope Gives Up Being Good At His Job For Lent

ROME-In an announcement this morning to the St. Petersburg Square, Pope Francis stated that this year for lent he would be giving up being 'good at his job'. "I think it would be a good change of pace for me to neglect the poor, sick, and LGB...
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Funny story: Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

LOS ANGELES At the 86th academy awards the big winner was again perennial favorite White Guilt who topped off his already storied career with his 58th Academy Award for his performance in 12 Years A Slave. Says Guilt, "It was amazing to be part o...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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