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Spring City Man Crosses Road. Gets to Other Side

Charles "Chick" Engals, life long Spring City, PA native left his home last week after telling his wife that he would return, she said, in an hour or so. After asking him where he was going, his response to her was, as always, that he was going to...

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Pittsburgh Area Commuter Breaks Down

A Pittsburgh area commuter bus suffered a severe breakdown during it's morning run yesterday, leaving 75 passengers stranded during rush hour. The 8:41 Forbes Street left on schedule, but about 5 minutes into it's run, the bus suddenly shuddered, sho...

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Woman Locates Missing Socks

(Frackville, PA) Shelley Hoax, 74 and a life-long resident of Frackville, PA, unexpectedly discovered "every damn sock" that she believed she had misplaced for the past 50 years. She came across the find Saturday morning completely by surprise.

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Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

Funny story: Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

In a gutsy move years in the making, every lower-case letter moved against it's upper-case counterpart in a timed action that resulted in a complete upheaval of the entire alphabet. The entire event took only 3 minutes from beginning to end. The over...

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Alphabetical Disorder: Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

Funny story: Alphabetical Disorder: Lower Case Letters Overpower Caps

In a gutsy move years in the making, every lower-case letter moved against it's upper-case counterpart in a timed action that resulted in a complete upheaval of the entire alphabet. The entire event took only 3 minutes from beginning to end. The over...

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Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Tom's River, NJ -- Long Beach Island, NJ is a perennial popular summer resort island just a few miles north of Atlantic City. Every season, vacationers from all points make the trek to enjoy the sun, the surf, the cooling ocean breezes and the shoppi...

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St. Clair dog barks up wrong tree

Funny story: St. Clair dog barks up wrong tree

Toggles, a 4 year old German Shepherd, was found yesterday morning barking up the wrong tree. Mr. James Trifles of St. Clair, PA, expressed surprise and dismay all at the same time. "That damn dog. I don't know what I'm going to do with him. I lov...

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Construction Crew Unearths the Truth

Funny story: Construction Crew Unearths the Truth

Pottstown, PA --Contractors in rural Winston, North Dakota were in the early stages of an excavation project last week when a 10-man team hit upon some very convincing evidence. Daniel Robbins, the crew chief for This-n-That Contractors, notified...

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Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...

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Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Ernest Tierney of Levenworth, North Dakota had been tormented by his friends, family members and even strangers since the above headline appeared in the local newspaper. After suffering humiliation from friends, neighbors, strangers and even fami...

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Man's Son Bites Dog

Funny story: Man's Son Bites Dog

50 years ago, in Westontown, PA, on May 8th, Charles E. Trekk famously bit a schnauzer on the corner of Main Street and Earl Avenue during an altercation with the pooch's owner, Jerrold Sherman. A small argument escalated into an angry situation. At...

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Harrisburg Woman Finds Ancient Map

Funny story: Harrisburg Woman Finds Ancient Map

When Linda Strauss of Harrisburg, PA reached down in between the Bark-o-lounger and the magazine rack, what she found wasn't her earring, but an ancient map of upstate Pennsylvania. Upon study, experts noted that it was at one time used as a kind of...

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