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US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

Funny story: US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

The United States lost another heartbreaking game today to Canada in the Olympics by a score of 1-0. Less than 24 hours removed from the US Women losing a gut wrenching game to the Canadian, the men followed suit in Sochi. The 2012 Olympics bro...

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U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

Funny story: U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

Recently the United States came out with the latest technological advance in modern war fare. They have developed a new super weapon that uses a laser to bring down targets. This new laser sounds like something you might see in Star Wars movies, bu...

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SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

Funny story: SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

As most of America is well aware now, Michael Sams, Defensive Back from the University of Missouri, recently came out publicly and stated that he is gay and has been during his time with Mizzou. This was a landmark event because there has never been...

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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

Funny story: Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...

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Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

Funny story: Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

In a shocking press release earlier by Major League Baseball, the entire Houston Astros organization has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for use of banned substances by the league. Reported cases of positive banned substance tests have...

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Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

Funny story: Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

After nearly two weeks of Olympic competition in Sochi, Russian President, Vladimir Putin is not completely satisfied with how the Games have turned out. So he has called a "mulligan", and is releasing a statement saying the Winter Olympic Games wil...

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New Facebook Quiz Triggers Large Movement of Users to States They Should Be Living

Funny story: New Facebook Quiz Triggers Large Movement of Users to States They Should Be Living

The most recent popular Facebook quiz decides what state people are most fit to live in the United States. What's remarkable about this quiz is that users are actually taking it to heart, picking up their belongings and hitting the road to move thei...

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Carbon Dating Reveals Greg Oden to be Actual Caveman

For years now, the former #1 overall pick in the 2007 NBA draft, Greg Oden has been victim to hard luck and difficult circumstances due to numerous injuries. In the past 6 years, he has only been able to play in roughly one season's worth of game...

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Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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