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Oh, those Wayward License Plates

Funny story: Oh, those Wayward License Plates

License plates are deciding on their own that the cars they are riding with are just not good enough. On any given day, the police use scanning software on the license plates of the vehicles as they whiz past. And they are noticing that the plates ar...

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Harassed Painter has Unusual Solution to Age-Old Problem

A portraitist who found herself on the receiving end of some unwelcome attention from a difficult client came up with an unusual solution. Instead of rebuffing his increasingly sexual requests, she decided to incorporate them into her work. Usi...

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Cursed Cursive Defeats Detectives

Detectives in Louisville, Ky had to bring in a special deciphering expert to decode the notes found at the scene of a mysterious set of books. The books appeared to be linked to a previously unsolved crime. The expert, a diminutive blue-haired...

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Password History Revealed True Opinion of Workplace

One logistics worker found a unique way to vent her frustration at her company's toxic culture. When she was asked to change her password every evening at six o'clock sharp, she did as she was told. Never mind that at six o'clock sharp, she wa...

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Police Cruisers Transporting Indigent During Record Cold

The indigent population are getting a little help from the Louisville Metro Police during the record cold snap. This cold snap, sources say, is the result of a rare polar vortex that is sending extremely cold Arctic air as far as the southern...

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New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

Funny story: New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

A population previously hidden in plain sight has been discovered here in Louisville. The DNA is so interwoven, that we cannot help but infer that inbreeding occurred much more often and earlier than previously thought. The Denisovans of Asia a...

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County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

Funny story: County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

City and County Governments are drooling with envy over Louisville's age old solution for housing and feeding the many prisoners that go through their portals of power. They borrowed a page from Soylent Green and offered it up as food for thos...

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Wrong Person Arrested

Funny story: Wrong Person Arrested

Police in Louisville arrested the wrong person. While this in itself is not a true surprise, it's HOW wrong the police got it. Charlie Mahew was arrested in front of his mother, his brother, and his two children during a family get-together last Thur...

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Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

A Louisville businessman is learning the hard way that employees can push back when they are forced to divulge account particulars on Facebook. Early this morning, he had logged into the Facebook account of one employee, only to find--substituted for...

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Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Funny story: Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Archaeologists can tell you that a person's garbage tells a lot about them. It is often all that's left of a civilization, and they will go to great lengths to put potsherds together to see what they have. In modern times, our trash can also ti...

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Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook is at it again! Even with the highest restrictions put in place, Facebook has adjusted one woman's settings so her boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away could read a post that the shop was going to be closed because everyone...

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What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift

Yep, she needed it. That floating piece of--um--history started out as an abandoned, shrunken, weathered behemoth measuring an impressive three hundred and four feet from bowsprit to spanker. (Don't ask). There was a budget crunch in 1797, but...

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Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not

Consignment centers all over Louisville experienced what one businessman said was the "anti Target" effect. Customers infuriated with Target's inability to safeguard their data, even though they became expert at guessing when a woman was goin...

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U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

Funny story: U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...

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Most Desired Gift is Cash

Funny story: Most Desired Gift is Cash

Shoppers were stopped and interviewed by our blonde, intrepid reporter, and asked one simple question: if you could have anything you wanted from Santa, what would it be? Sarah, a single mother of two, said "Cash". Why cash? "Well, it's small,...

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Snakebite in the Wrong Place, or Watch Where You Sit

Funny story: Snakebite in the Wrong Place, or Watch Where You Sit

Larry King of Montana experienced one of the most painful ailments that any man could wish for--or not wish for, depending on whether said man is a masochist. He experienced a snake-bit scrotum when he squatted down to relieve himself in the woods.

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New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

The states have begun to step up to the plate as the federal government continues to become less adept at fighting the war on terror. Colorado led the charge by legalizing marijuana for recreational use. This was followed by Washington state.

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Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

Funny story: Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

And the debate goes on: Are clothes getting smaller, or are we as a population getting bigger? Experts from several industries met at the Hotel Louisville. As they gorged on crab cakes, steamboat roast beef, potatoes, chili, green bean casserole,...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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