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Funny story: Oh, those Wayward License Plates

Oh, those Wayward License Plates

License plates are deciding on their own that the cars they are riding with are just not good enough. On any given day, the police use scanning software on the license plates of the vehicles as they whiz past. And they are noticing that the plates ar...
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Funny story: Harassed Painter has Unusual Solution to Age-Old Problem

Harassed Painter has Unusual Solution to Age-Old Problem

A portraitist who found herself on the receiving end of some unwelcome attention from a difficult client came up with an unusual solution. Instead of rebuffing his increasingly sexual requests, she decided to incorporate them into her work. Usi...
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Funny story: Cursed Cursive Defeats Detectives

Cursed Cursive Defeats Detectives

Detectives in Louisville, Ky had to bring in a special deciphering expert to decode the notes found at the scene of a mysterious set of books. The books appeared to be linked to a previously unsolved crime. The expert, a diminutive blue-haired...
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Funny story: Password History Revealed True Opinion of Workplace

Password History Revealed True Opinion of Workplace

One logistics worker found a unique way to vent her frustration at her company's toxic culture. When she was asked to change her password every evening at six o'clock sharp, she did as she was told. Never mind that at six o'clock sharp, she wa...
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Funny story: Police Cruisers Transporting Indigent During Record Cold

Police Cruisers Transporting Indigent During Record Cold

The indigent population are getting a little help from the Louisville Metro Police during the record cold snap. This cold snap, sources say, is the result of a rare polar vortex that is sending extremely cold Arctic air as far as the southern...
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Funny story: New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

A population previously hidden in plain sight has been discovered here in Louisville. The DNA is so interwoven, that we cannot help but infer that inbreeding occurred much more often and earlier than previously thought. The Denisovans of Asia a...
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Funny story: County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

County Lockup has an Unusual Way of Saving Money

City and County Governments are drooling with envy over Louisville's age old solution for housing and feeding the many prisoners that go through their portals of power. They borrowed a page from Soylent Green and offered it up as food for thos...
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Funny story: Wrong Person Arrested

Wrong Person Arrested

Police in Louisville arrested the wrong person. While this in itself is not a true surprise, it's HOW wrong the police got it. Charlie Mahew was arrested in front of his mother, his brother, and his two children during a family get-together last Thur...
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Funny story: Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

A Louisville businessman is learning the hard way that employees can push back when they are forced to divulge account particulars on Facebook. Early this morning, he had logged into the Facebook account of one employee, only to find--substituted for...
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Funny story: Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Police Advise Us to Watch Our Trash

Archaeologists can tell you that a person's garbage tells a lot about them. It is often all that's left of a civilization, and they will go to great lengths to put potsherds together to see what they have. In modern times, our trash can also ti...
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Funny story: Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook is at it again! Even with the highest restrictions put in place, Facebook has adjusted one woman's settings so her boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away could read a post that the shop was going to be closed because everyone...
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Funny story: What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift

What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift

Yep, she needed it. That floating piece of--um--history started out as an abandoned, shrunken, weathered behemoth measuring an impressive three hundred and four feet from bowsprit to spanker. (Don't ask). There was a budget crunch in 1797, but...
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Funny story: Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not

Runaway Sale at Local Consignment Center--or not

Consignment centers all over Louisville experienced what one businessman said was the "anti Target" effect. Customers infuriated with Target's inability to safeguard their data, even though they became expert at guessing when a woman was goin...
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Funny story: U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...
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Funny story: Most Desired Gift is Cash

Most Desired Gift is Cash

Shoppers were stopped and interviewed by our blonde, intrepid reporter, and asked one simple question: if you could have anything you wanted from Santa, what would it be? Sarah, a single mother of two, said "Cash". Why cash? "Well, it's small,...
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Funny story: Snakebite in the Wrong Place, or Watch Where You Sit

Snakebite in the Wrong Place, or Watch Where You Sit

Larry King of Montana experienced one of the most painful ailments that any man could wish for--or not wish for, depending on whether said man is a masochist. He experienced a snake-bit scrotum when he squatted down to relieve himself in the woods.
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Funny story: New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

The states have begun to step up to the plate as the federal government continues to become less adept at fighting the war on terror. Colorado led the charge by legalizing marijuana for recreational use. This was followed by Washington state.
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Funny story: Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

And the debate goes on: Are clothes getting smaller, or are we as a population getting bigger? Experts from several industries met at the Hotel Louisville. As they gorged on crab cakes, steamboat roast beef, potatoes, chili, green bean casserole,...
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