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Funny story: Local Man Decides To Not Quit Smoking

Local Man Decides To Not Quit Smoking

Dan Riley, 31, of Madison, WI announced in a press conference today that he no longer intends to quit smoking, and that everyone can just kiss his ass. Lighting a cigarette, Riley explained his decision, "I really wanted to quit, too; not anymore. Oh...
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