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Give in to the Pillow Pressure

Funny story: Give in to the Pillow Pressure

In Nagareyama, Japan a wonderful amazing new device known as the "Boyfriend's Arm Pillow" has been developed by the Kameo Corporation. The pillow consists of a headless torso and a stuffed arm that curls around the woman. Suzuki, a happy cust...

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Drugged Up Babies

Funny story: Drugged Up Babies

Children are exposed to drugs every day from classroom inhalers, commercials for medications, and dad's old bong hidden in the downstairs closet. The average age that a child first experiments with marijuana is fourteen. Kids even as young as fiv...

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Fond Memories of George W. Bush

Funny story: Fond Memories of George W. Bush

In New York, the Republican Party spent a night celebrating former President Bush's leadership in the war on terror. The First Lady said that her husband didn't want to go to war. She stated, "I remember sitting in the window of the White House w...

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103rd Way to Die: McDonald's!

Funny story: 103rd Way to Die: McDonald's!

In Raleigh, North Carolina, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's to the birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat p...

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Why Fear Global Warming?

Funny story: Why Fear Global Warming?

Scientists find errors in global warming data because the satellites drifted in orbit and were reporting night time temperatures as daytime ones. This contests the erroneous information scientists found demonstrating that the planet is actually cooli...

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An Examination of the Worth of Cow Urine

Funny story: An Examination of the Worth of Cow Urine

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and one of their officials claims, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to rid of h...

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A 22 Pound Lobster?!?

Funny story: A 22 Pound Lobster?!?

A 22 pound lobster named Bubba was caught off the shores of Nantucket, MA and shipped to Wholey Market, a Pittsburgh fish market. Some people claim that the lobster is more than 100 years old, making it old enough to have seen two world wars and Proh...

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Let It Rain, Let It Rain, Let It Rain

Funny story: Let It Rain, Let It Rain, Let It Rain

On Black Friday, Serge Vorobyov, a man from Minnesota was given a ticket for throwing $1,000 in cash over the balcony at the Mall of America in Minneapolis. It was a lovely mixture of $5, $10, $20, and $100 dollar bills. He is currently going thr...

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Ex-Boyfriend Too Lazy To Properly Woo Former Lover

A hillside located near Peavine Mountain in Nevada has a large "N" on it written in white rocks for the symbol of the University of Nevada. Recently a large "A" has been constructed next to the large "N" and it caused many questions for the locals li...

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Expelled for Distracting Hair

A 12 year old African-American girl is set to be be expelled from her school for wearing her hair in its natural style. Within the school's handbook, it states that students' hair cannot be cut in peculiar fashions or be a distraction to other st...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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