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Funny story: It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

It's Impossible To Satirize Trump

Betsy Roll, the medium that claims to channel historical figures, claimed today that she had channeled the famous 1920's satirist H.L. Menken. Here is what H.L. allegedly said: "As I said in the past, quoting myself, "On some great and glorious d...
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Funny story: Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

An unnamed, unidentified police officer has claimed in a blog post online that his box of donuts from Krispy Kreme were graffitied when he received them with the phrase, "Black Lives Matter." The alleged incident occurred in New Smyrna, Georgia, a...
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Funny story: A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump

A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump

It appears that Donald J. Trump is a human like the rest of us. But is he? His birth certificate says that he is the offspring of Harold P. And Alicia C. Trump. But is that conclusive evidence? His hair is orange as are his hands and face. He...
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Funny story: FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...
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Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

We are living in a 'post-fact' or 'post-truth' world. Not merely a world where politicians and media lie - they have always lied - but one where they don't care whether they tell the truth or not. When Putin annexed the Crimea he claimed there were...
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Funny story: Trump To Destroy Scientific Data

Trump To Destroy Scientific Data

Nine members of Trump's transition team do not believe in climate change and all cabinet appointments that deal with global warming do not believe in it. Furthermore appointments to government agencies that deal with climate change are climate chang...
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Funny story: Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy

Trump Is Consulting Mobsters About Foreign Policy

WASHINGTON POST By Peter Hare Donald Trump has said that he's a "smart guy." That is the reason he doesn't need daily intelligence briefings. Too, he's said that he knows more than the generals about Isis. And 3 days ago he said he had more...
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Funny story: Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry US intelligence agencies yesterday released a shocking, frightening report about a hostile foreign country's efforts to subvert America's system of government, and the incoming president does not understand the gr...
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Funny story: Trump Has Bromance With Putin

Trump Has Bromance With Putin

NEW YORK TIMES by Strom Thurmond Russia carried out a comprehensive cyber campaign to upset the U.S. presidential election, an effort that was ordered by Russian President Vladimir Putin who "aspired to help" elect Donald Trump by discreditin...
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Funny story: Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

SAINT LOUIS POST DISPATCH AP -- Senior officials in the Russian government celebrated Donald Trump's victory over Hillary Clinton as a geopolitical win for Moscow, according to U.S. officials who said that American intelligence agencies interce...
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Funny story: Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

CHICAGO TRIBUNE AP -- Since the November election gun sales, which more than doubled under Obama, have been dropping sharply, because of lessened fears that the government will take away the assault rifles and other armaments we need to protect...
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Funny story: Trump Appointee: America Successor To Crusaders

Trump Appointee: America Successor To Crusaders

NEW YORK TIMES by Henry Wallace One of Donald Trump's appointments is National Security Advisor Gen. Michael Flynn, a radical Islamophobe who declares that Islam is not a religion but rather, a political ideology, like fascism, which is at war...
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Funny story: Trump People To Promote Anti-Science Beliefs In Schools

Trump People To Promote Anti-Science Beliefs In Schools

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry Donald Trump has appointed Betsy DeVos, who is dedicated to undermining and eliminating the public school system as the secretary of education. She is a fundamentalist Christian member of a Protestant denomin...
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Funny story: Trump Changes Wall To Just Keep Out Muslims

Trump Changes Wall To Just Keep Out Muslims

BOSTON GLOBE AP -- Donald Trump has chosen Andy Puzder for secretary of labor. As the ultrarich CEO of restaurant chains, he relies on the most easily exploited non-union labor for the dirty work, usually Latino immigrants, which doesn't compo...
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Funny story: GOP To Kill Thousands Of Sick People

GOP To Kill Thousands Of Sick People

CHICAGO TRIBUNE Recent studies indicate that Obamacare (The Affordable Care Act) has saved thousands of lives and prolonged the lives and decreased suffering of several millions. When asked about this, Paul Ryan said, "We're going to repeal i...
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Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

Trump Is Putin's Useful Idiot

The movie "The Manchurian Candidate," concerns a communist plot to use the brainwashed son of a leading right-wing family to upend the American political system. Now it appears that life is imitating art. Donald Trump has been brainwashed by Vladi...
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Funny story: Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

President Obama struck back at Russia yesterday for its efforts to influence the 2016 election, ejecting 35 KGB Russian intelligence operatives from the United States and imposing sanctions on Russia's two leading intelligence services. In respons...
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Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...
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