WASHINGTON, D.C: With record low temperatures creeping across the majority of the United States, the President has held a press conference to address the issue.
"There is a Fahrenheit inequality, all across America. For too long now, we have sat...
According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students.
Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the...
WASHINGTON D.C.- While Thanksgiving is being celebrated across America, President Obama is experiencing yet another scandal in his scandal-plagued second term.
The First Dog, Bo --a 5-year old Portuguese Water Dog-- has come out in opposition to...
According to a survey conducted at a college in Cupertino, CA, obsessive nose rubbing may actually be bad for your social life.
While there are no definite root causes for such an odd habit, college students like Matthew E. explain that "It's hila...
President Obama is wrapping up his three-day West Coast tour by making a pitch to Dreamworks Studios. While the movie-making giant, known for Blockbuster hits such as "Kung Fu Panda," "Dinner for Schmucks," and "Tropic Thunder," welcomes President Ob...
A study, conducted by XNM LABS, has linked smoking cigarettes with the subconscious obsession of hiding one's lighter.
Scientists of XNM LABS studied 250 smokers, splitting them in to two groups, to perform the highly controversial double-blind t...
It's official folks! After Sunday nights unfortunate turn of events, resulting in a "booty bump" given to San Diego's quarterback, Phillip Rivers, the NFL will now be adding "booty bumps" to a long list of unnecessary penalties.
"My personal space...
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