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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Disappears As Spoof Writers Favour DLT And Justin Bieber Stories

Kim Jong-Un Disappears As Spoof Writers Favour DLT And Justin Bieber Stories

The mystery of why Kim Jong-Un has not been seen during the DLT indecent assault trial deepened this morning as sources close to the supreme ruler claimed that he had acute piles and doctors were playing "hide and seek" with him in his palace while t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un announced today that his advisers have informed him that D.L.T baps are off the menu on international flights after a trial period. The tasting committee's verdict was announced this morning. The fattening sandwiches (Dutch cheese, let...
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Funny story: Scottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow

Scottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow

Scottish £5 £10 and £50 notes no longer required after the failed Independence bid may be handed in or posted to banks for free exchange for real money, a spokesperson for the Exchequer said this morning. The notes, notoriously difficult to purch...
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Funny story: Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Chancellor Georgie MacOsbourne was today jubilant after accountants totted up Scotland's declared wealth. An immediate windfall tax has been approved of £100 per year per Scottish person. The normally canny and some say downright mean Scottish peo...
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Funny story: Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Referendum exit poll results have revealed that most Scots only realised that they were part of the U.K. when they read the referendum question. Traumatised voters were yesterday reported to be queuing up in their thousands for post traumatic str...
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Funny story: Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

In a stranger than fiction planned pre-emptive strike against radicalised Syrian terrorist hamsters, "Stealth" (or "invisible" hamsters) will be deployed to hunt and destroy war gerbils, white assassin mice and suicide bombing laboratory rats on the...
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Funny story: Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.
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Funny story: Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

"I just can't leave it alone and its even worse when I'm bored" Bruce Forsyth told a delegation of International Television Producers yesterday. He was referring of course to Strictly Come Dancing and not his Dick. Bruce is very fond of Dick, his Coc...
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Funny story: New Year Celebrations To Last Until The Following Christmas Every Year After Scottish Independence

New Year Celebrations To Last Until The Following Christmas Every Year After Scottish Independence

New Year celebrations in Scotland will last at least into March and probably through to Christmas each year in a stealthy plan by Scottish Nationalists to boost Whiskey Sales and T.V. advertising revenue. New Year, one of Scotland's most popular...
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Funny story: Royal Family Unhappy With The Scottish "Mess" - Drastic Action Needed - Prince Philip

Royal Family Unhappy With The Scottish "Mess" - Drastic Action Needed - Prince Philip

In an unprecedented attack on the state of the Scottish coastline, Prince Philip told a meeting of Cartographers that Prince Charles had drawn up plans to Polyfill the crevices and uneven edges around the Scottish Coastline so that it would look neat...
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Funny story: Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...
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Funny story: Scottish Vote - North Of England Plead "Please Don't Leave Us With This Bloody Lot"

Scottish Vote - North Of England Plead "Please Don't Leave Us With This Bloody Lot"

The North of England is said to be inconsolable after polls have indicated that Scotland will be leaving them. A spokesperson for Northern England told our reporter this morning "England will be a funny shape, has no-one thought of that? Also a f...
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Funny story: Scottish Independence - What Will Happen To Empty Bank Premises?

Scottish Independence - What Will Happen To Empty Bank Premises?

Any Bank Buildings vacated by nervous banks after a "Yes" vote could be used to house low risk savings companies willing to lend money to small businesses. The companies will have to use people's savings to generate money and to lend money out polite...
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Funny story: Scottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland

Scottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland

The offer of $40Bn to turn Scotland into a MacDisney Theme Park with Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip as "fairy tale" Queen and King will not be accepted, a Scottish Nationalist claimed while addressing a meeting of the "What to do with Scotland" pa...
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Funny story: Scotland Will No Longer Be Game Shooting Theme Park After Independence - Claim

Scotland Will No Longer Be Game Shooting Theme Park After Independence - Claim

Scotland will cease to be just somewhere that Prince Philip and The Queen slaughter game in, a Scottish Nationalist claimed while addressing a meeting of the Conservative party in Glasgow. "We are probably going to revert to using the forests and moo...
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Funny story: False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

False Legged Horse Romps In At 2000 - 1 Betting Suspended

A formerly injured horse, Pastorius II romped home by 13 lengths at Chepslow this afternoon. Six months ago, the horse was about to be shot after it jumped over a grass cutting machine, losing four legs below the "knee". A relative of Oscar Pistoli...
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Funny story: Australia has the world's most boring big rocks - 2015 Rough Guide To Boredom

Australia has the world's most boring big rocks - 2015 Rough Guide To Boredom

Several more interesting big stones have been attracting tourists in Australia who, having seen Ayer's Rock are keen to have even more sensational fun watching different big red lumps of sandstone. Kata Tjuta, sometimes written Tjuṯa, are a group...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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