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Funny story: Rollmop Herrings Becoming Extinct - World Rollmop Herring Fund

Rollmop Herrings Becoming Extinct - World Rollmop Herring Fund

The traditional free bar snack, the rollmop herring has been placed on red "extinction danger" alert this morning. The government is appealing to heavy drinkers to help save the nasty British tradition of eating raw fish in vinegar. For a small regul...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

A pill which cures prisoners of the urge to commit crimes is to be given to all inmates of H.M.P Isle of Wight. The pill's effects, which although it has to be administered daily, mean that all prisoners will remain completely law abiding as long as...
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Funny story: Federer - Losing Was Quite Enjoyable Experience

Federer - Losing Was Quite Enjoyable Experience

Roger Federer, the 33-year-old Swiss tennis star went down 6-4 7-6(7-5) 4-6 7-6 (7-5) to Andreas Seppi in the Australian Open this morning, becoming momentarily confused by the strange but enjoyable experience of losing. "Actually, losing gives m...
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Funny story: Grimethorpe most popular tourist town in 2014

Grimethorpe most popular tourist town in 2014

Grimethorpe has once again scooped the top spot as the most popular tourist destination in the world. Some 155 people visited Yorkshire's secret gem in 2013, with the coal by-products factory, the library, newsagents and Pentecostal church maintai...
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Funny story: Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

T.V. "soap" writers, outraged by the record breaking viewing statistics generated by the Corrie minibus crash have vowed to go one better. The whole cast of Cockney soap, Eastbenders are about to be involved in a South Asia "aircraft gone missing"...
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Funny story: Carpentry - Jesus Impressed By Modern Technology

Carpentry - Jesus Impressed By Modern Technology

A man looking uncannily like a medieval representation of Jesus Christ and wearing what was later proved to be a bootleg copy of the Turin Shroud rushed on stage at the Scunthorpe annual carpentry conference yesterday. The man took over control o...
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Funny story: New Satellite TV Sofa Channel - "Too Cosy"

New Satellite TV Sofa Channel - "Too Cosy"

Regulators have slammed the new Satellite TV Sofa Channel for not conforming to TV franchise guidelines. The channel schedule is described as too "twee" and cosy in a report published yesterday. The subscription package, consisting of a free sofa...
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Funny story: Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

Dewsbury Traffic To Drive Down Same Side Of Road As Mumbai

After twinning the Yorkshire city of Dewsbury with Mumbai in India, the council have declared that cars, rickshaw buses, rickshaw motor cycles and taxis will now have to drive in a "free for all" chaotic system down the centre of the road since the M...
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Funny story: 2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

A "rookie" taxi driver, who pulled up in the centre of Bradford last night at 11.30 and shouted, "Is there an Abu here?" has been suspended after 2,000 Abus were taken to Bradford Hospital A&E unit with crush injuries. First names, tradition...
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Funny story: Royal "Mole" Jailed For Treason

Royal "Mole" Jailed For Treason

Britain's Royal Family yesterday imprisoned a "mole" in the Tower of London. Normally people taken to the infamous "Tower" are fast tracked for beheading by Chelsea Pensioners or Beefeaters as they are usually called. The Mole, found burrowing und...
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Funny story: "Jim'll Fix It" To Be Revived - Controversy

"Jim'll Fix It" To Be Revived - Controversy

The program, "Jim'll Fix It" is being considered for possible revival with a brand new Jim. The studio hopes to approach various actors for the part of 'Jim', including Captain Tiberius Kerk from the Starship Enterprise. Within hours of the prop...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - TT Pavement Car Races - Casualties Fear

Isle of Wight News - TT Pavement Car Races - Casualties Fear

The controversial International Pavement Car Race is to be held on the Isle of Wight in February, despite fears of injuries and deaths as the racers hurtle around public pavements. The event could potentially become the most prestigious pavement vehi...
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Funny story: 500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs

500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs

A six month surveillance operation on sleazy dog grooming premises throughout the U.K. ended this morning with almost 1000 arrests. Puppies are not legally allowed to be groomed before the age of 7 weeks. The sting, codename W.A.L.K.I.E.S and targett...
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Funny story: Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

A damage limitation excercise was mounted this morning after thousands of Paparazzi were noticed outside a Royal Prince's bedroom at Ferguson Palace. Royal advisors were known to have have subsequently met with the Duke of Edinburgh to explain the l...
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Funny story: T.V. Networks Curb Advertising Of Extremely Comfortable Sofas

T.V. Networks Curb Advertising Of Extremely Comfortable Sofas

Sofa manufacturers have said in an open letter this morning that they understand the need to protect the elderly and vulnerable from the temptation to buy "after New Year" sofas. Sofa chains, DFI, Q&B, Gladbrook and Bentley and Sharidans have...
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Funny story: Mafia Style Aggressive Sofa Marketing Announced

Mafia Style Aggressive Sofa Marketing Announced

No more "Mr. Nice Guy" sofa sales methods will be used from New Year 2015, as the Mafia is set to move in with sales offers people will not be able to refuse. From next week horses heads will placed in bed with reluctant punters who do not comply w...
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Funny story: Foul Porridge Flavour 2015 Competition Winner

Foul Porridge Flavour 2015 Competition Winner

In a dramatic finish, broadcast live on STV, a concoction of coarse oatmeal and mashed swede was awarded first prize in the Foul Porridge Of The Year 2015 Competition by the panel of Master Cook. The vile Scottish dish, submitted by food chemist a...
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Funny story: Christmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert

Christmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert

A security alert has been issued this morning after several incidences of armed extremists taking over households have been reported to police. The alert only affects sofas, beds and Ottomans purchased between Christmas and the new year. The extr...
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Massive Snow Storm Misses New York City - City Shuts Down

A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway.
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