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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - "Fart" Powered Wind Farm Gets Go Ahead

Isle Of Wight News - "Fart" Powered Wind Farm Gets Go Ahead

High tech blade-less wind farms, the brain child of Isle of Wight inventor Johnny Dyson are to be erected around the Isle of Wight's vegetarian refugee camps. The wind farms, designed to extract the spent air from around the vegetarian New Age se...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Seized "Centrifuges" Not indicative Of Nuclear Capability

Isle Of Wight News - Seized "Centrifuges" Not indicative Of Nuclear Capability

"Centrifuges" siezed by customs officers on the Isle of Wight ferry were discovered to be old fashioned washing machines bound for the HMP Isle of Wight prisons it was claimed this morning. The Hotpoint Super-Swirl twin tub machines were thought...
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Funny story: Bird Tables Recalled After Bachelor Finds Sparrows All Over Bird Bath

Bird Tables Recalled After Bachelor Finds Sparrows All Over Bird Bath

A leading lonely hearts magazine has withdrawn advertisements for bird tables, which misleadingly claim that a certain brand of bird table will attract hundreds of 18-30 year old single women to suburban gardens. The publicity photograph shows s...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - New Smuggler Theme Park Set To Rival Canada's Wonderland

Isle Of Wight News - New Smuggler Theme Park Set To Rival Canada's Wonderland

Canada, recently twinned with the Isle of Wight, may boast Wonderland, with its exhilarating collection of rides and roller coasters, but it is to be put in the shade by the proposed Smuggler Experience park planned for next season on the Isle of Wig...
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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Latest Faux Pas - "Greek Economy Is All Greek To Me"

Duke Of Edinburgh Latest Faux Pas - "Greek Economy Is All Greek To Me"

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh speaking at the opening of a new Greek themed hypermarket, caused much amusement yesterday, when he pulled out what appeared to be a crumpled script from his pocket and read out the following list, apparently not real...
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Funny story: Elgin Marbles Row - Britain Cheated, Claims Greek Games Minister

Elgin Marbles Row - Britain Cheated, Claims Greek Games Minister

The Greek minister for skipping and street games, Mr. Aristos Popadopalus Papadopolus has accused the late Lord Elgin of cheating and using illegally weighted marbles in the 1800 contest in which he won a ship full of priceless "marble" marbles.
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Annual Bus "Weirdo" Outing To Isle Of Wight Banned From Motorway Service Station

Isle Of Wight News - Annual Bus "Weirdo" Outing To Isle Of Wight Banned From Motorway Service Station

The Manager of a Motorway Services Station near Scunthorpe has banned the "Weirdo Club Of Great Britain" annual outing from entering the premises this year after complaints from "normal" customers last year that the club members were not weird enough...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - "The Needles" - Did Greeks Buy Them For $26 million For Elgin Marbles Exchange

Isle Of Wight News - "The Needles" - Did Greeks Buy Them For $26 million For Elgin Marbles Exchange

The Greek government is refusing to comment on reports that it has bought "The Needles", a major tourist attraction with its own Chili Dog stall and cable car system. The attraction, stolen last week from the Isle of Wight, turned up at a famous...
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Funny story: Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

What was claimed to be a U.S. made search and destroy drone was shot down by a SAM this morning. No casualties were reported. The drone "hit" was claimed by by Mustapha Badpun of the Doner Kebab staff. A spokesman for the Turkish kebab house told...
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Funny story: Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Investigations by Prince Philip and a rapid response palace Beefeater team yesterday confirmed rumours that Prince Charles, a great fan of the late Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" movie and with a notoriously unusual taste in women, (shunning attractive...
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Funny story: New Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral

New Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral

A new religious group using chocolate coated cookies and Cola for communion purposes has outstripped all popular religions in church attendance figures according to "Which Church" magazine. Normally a kind of nasty old bread called Hosta is used. Thi...
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Funny story: Supermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic

Supermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic

Supermarkets in Scunthorpe have taken everything from their shelves, leaving only Easter eggs, according to our Northern correspondent. Hospital A&Es are bursting at the seams with chocolate gorged fatties according to NHS sources. Scunthorpe off...
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Funny story: Church Leaders Urge Couples To Rip Out Bathroom Suites And Kitchen Units In Time For Easter Advertising Campaigns

Church Leaders Urge Couples To Rip Out Bathroom Suites And Kitchen Units In Time For Easter Advertising Campaigns

The Archbishop of Cranbury has called on couples not to be left behind in the post-Easter mad scramble for bathroom suites and fitted kitchens. Major furniture and bathroom superstores have announced that pre-Easter stocks are robust, but that the su...
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Funny story: Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus wants people for sunbeams again on an interim basis according to a message received by the Archdeacon of Scunthorpe, Dr. Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore. The Archdeacon has a private communication system which he accesses by putting his ear to...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - "The Needles" Major Tourist Attraction Stolen By Souvenir Hunters

Isle Of Wight News - "The Needles" Major Tourist Attraction Stolen By Souvenir Hunters

A plea has gone out from the Isle Of Wight Tourist Office, warning people not to take unofficial souvenirs home following the loss of a major tourist attraction. The remains of "The Needles" were smuggled out in a white van sometime yesterday accordi...
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Funny story: Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...
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Funny story: Rollmop Herrings Becoming Extinct - World Rollmop Herring Fund

Rollmop Herrings Becoming Extinct - World Rollmop Herring Fund

The traditional free bar snack, the rollmop herring has been placed on red "extinction danger" alert this morning. The government is appealing to heavy drinkers to help save the nasty British tradition of eating raw fish in vinegar. For a small regul...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

Isle of Wight News - All Prisoners In H.M.P Isle of Wight To Be Released Into Community

A pill which cures prisoners of the urge to commit crimes is to be given to all inmates of H.M.P Isle of Wight. The pill's effects, which although it has to be administered daily, mean that all prisoners will remain completely law abiding as long as...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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