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Funny story: Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Buckingham Palace will be the venue for this year's Royal Christmas Eve Turkey Shoot. Prince Philip will fire a cannon to disturb 5000 turkeys, making them fly as easy targets across the special garden party arsenal of armed toffs. This year's...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - International Fungus Awards - Winner Best Fungus 2014 - Best Toadstool - Other Fungi

Isle of Wight News - International Fungus Awards - Winner Best Fungus 2014 - Best Toadstool - Other Fungi

The Fungus Awards is an annual European awards ceremony honouring fungus related achievements in the mould and putrefaction industry. Winners are awarded the coveted golden mushroom statuette. The awards, first presented in 1929 at the Grand Hotel Bu...
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Funny story: Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine. The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...
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Funny story: Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

A late night tweet by Dr. Bernard-Fortesque-SmallPeace of the Council for the Rehabilitation of Bloodsucking Creatures, labelling tapeworms as good for nothing parasites has upset the Society for for symbiotic organism equality. Dr. Fortescue-S...
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Funny story: Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

A rare Brainworm which lived in man's brain for four years has been found by scientists. The man had thought he had a migraine following a Star Trek Movie where a parasite was introduced into someone to make them compliant with the commands of a dera...
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Funny story: Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming

Most Xmas Turkeys Ready Now Due To Global Warming

A glut of enormous fat turkeys in Norfolk is a result of early ripening due to global warming, our Christmas fowl correspondent was told by the Bishop of Norfolk this morning. This is the second year running that the church has got it wrong since mo...
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Funny story: Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat

Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat

Hogmanay 2014/2015 could be a sober affair with Scotland virtually on a general strike over the normally enthusiastic celebration period. Dissatisfied with a huge list of things which have turned out to be empty Westminster promises, the Scottis...
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Funny story: "Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

"Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

Fukoyomo Toys' latest electronic pet is Bro Boris, the robotic Boris Johnson that responds to touch and care. Available in both white and black, Bro shows its emotions with eye animation, lights, sound, and wiggling of its arse and ears like the real...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Island Too Long. E.U. To Shorten It By 3.45 Km.

Isle of Wight News - Island Too Long. E.U. To Shorten It By 3.45 Km.

The Isle of Wight has fallen foul of E.U. regulations by being above the mandatory 65 mile maximum length for a British Isle. The Isle, famous for its Rock Festivals and sequence dancing has steadfastly refused to lop 2 miles from its length, even th...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

The new flagship £5000 Isle of Wight Bembridge airport terminal is to be named T.8 in an official ceremony tomorrow according to leaked documents. The product of ten years of planning, expensive ground breaking engineering achievements and dogged det...
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Funny story: Christmas Aisles Cleared From Supermarkets

Christmas Aisles Cleared From Supermarkets

U.K Supermarkets have all followed each other in a gaffe caused by a "night staff" manager in Fresco. Overnight shelf stackers have replaced all Christmas items on the shelves of major supermarkets with Easter eggs. Most people have experienced th...
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Funny story: New Dyson Seatless Sofa Patent Targets Japanese Market

New Dyson Seatless Sofa Patent Targets Japanese Market

Hatari Dyson, the inventor of the bagless tea bag has come up trumps with another potential winner. With factories tooled up to produce billions of the innovative seatless "standing only" sofas, colossal post Christmas sofa orders have broken all re...
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Funny story: Philae Comet Lander Was Sponsored By Extreme Tumble Drying Organization

Philae Comet Lander Was Sponsored By Extreme Tumble Drying Organization

After the "Extreme Sports Tumble Drying Club" admitted its clandestine sponsorship of the Rosetta "on comet" space clothes drying mission, the mission ground to a halt yesterday. The Rosetta spacecraft's landing module, Philae, a $2m black bodywork...
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Funny story: East Enders To Be Re-Made As Bodice Ripper After Success Of Downtown Abbey

East Enders To Be Re-Made As Bodice Ripper After Success Of Downtown Abbey

East Enders, Corrie, Top Gear, Emmerdale and Hollyhocks are all to be re-written and re-hashed as "Bodice Rippers" where evil 'Sir Jaspers' will regularly impregnate serving wenches and well liked characters will get nasty diseases for tear jerkin...
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Funny story: Euro Beavers May Not Be As Clean As Their U.S. Or Gibraltar Cousins

Euro Beavers May Not Be As Clean As Their U.S. Or Gibraltar Cousins

Skankey Beavers living in the village of Skankey in the River Ottie in Devon could be allowed to remain in the wild if free of disease. The British government's Beaver quality control department had intended to capture six beavers, test for diseas...
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Funny story: Significant "Neanderthal" Remains Found By U.S. Tourist In Gibraltar

Significant "Neanderthal" Remains Found By U.S. Tourist In Gibraltar

"Gorham's Cave," extending 131 feet into the cliffs of Gibraltar, has always been considered a happy hunting ground for researchers interested in the Neanderthal Age. The knife blades and pipe scrapers used in curing hides discovered there were the t...
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Funny story: Drunk Rosetta Comet Lander Takes £3bn Selfie Photograph And Exposes Itself

Drunk Rosetta Comet Lander Takes £3bn Selfie Photograph And Exposes Itself

The three billion pound "comet riding 'Rosetta'" spacecraft is thought to be reclining on the comet and sending texts and selfies instead of doing difficult experiments. The Rosetta descended from its mothership yesterday and was too intoxicated with...
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Funny story: Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

A Spanish military aircraft pilot who admitted almost causing a mid air collision with a B.A. passenger aircraft on Saturday tested negative for mandatory alcohol and drugs tests on his return. The pilot explained to the Gibraltar authorities that he...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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