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Funny story:  One's Horses Achieve An All Time High

One's Horses Achieve An All Time High

Despite Estimate, one of HRH Queen Elizabeth's horses accidentally getting contaminated food in its nosh bag, this year has seen many high points for the Queen's horses, the Palace said this morning. "Some of the horses that her nags mix with though,...
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Funny story:  Sat Nav  Glitch Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison Visitor Centre

Sat Nav Glitch Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison Visitor Centre

Tea, coffee and sandwich sales have rocketed at H.M.P. Isle of Wight Visitor Centre due to a Sat Nav mix up. A recent initiative by the Isle of Wight Tourist Institute, hoping to sell the Island as a holiday destination and not just an amalgamat...
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Funny story:  Royal Baby  Amazes Tabloid Newspapers  By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...
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Funny story:  Isle Of Man Re-Calls 700 Manx People For Safety Checks On Third Legs

Isle Of Man Re-Calls 700 Manx People For Safety Checks On Third Legs

The Isle of Man has re-called 700 of its '1968 model' three legged people for what it calls a minor modification. A spokesperson told us this morning "It is in the interests of safety that if you own one of these people you must return it to an...
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Funny story:  MacDison Swiss Army Bagpipes sold to U.S. Navy  in $100m deal

MacDison Swiss Army Bagpipes sold to U.S. Navy in $100m deal

MacDison PLC has clinched a $100m contract to supply Swiss Army Bagpipes to the U.S. Navy. The innovative bagpipes include an Egg Boiler, Tyre Inflator, Knife Blade, Letter Opener, Light, Magnifying Glass, Money Clip, Nail File, Pen, Pin, Protractor,...
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Funny story:  Putin's Spin Doctors Taking Anti Spin Drugs Due To Dizziness

Putin's Spin Doctors Taking Anti Spin Drugs Due To Dizziness

Vlad The Cad's spin doctors are in such a dizzy state due to recent Russian Government problems that they are prescribing each other anti-spin pills. International esteem has lately been hanging out of the window for the beleaguered country. "My...
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Funny story:  New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

New super fast technology based on optical quantum principles has been used to make the Octahedral processor chips in the new faster than light computers which will be available for Xmas. A spokesperson for Microhard told our reporter. "The computer...
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Funny story:  Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12  "Prairie Dog"

Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Apple MacPherson have uploaded a fix for O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog" which appears to be causing Scotsmen to "freeze" and require cold reboots. Apple MacPherson have denied any problems are linked to its new operating system and claim the new download is...
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Funny story:  Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment  Tested  By Ice Road Truck Companies

Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment Tested By Ice Road Truck Companies

The best thing since sliced bread was unveiled today at a Franchise Exhibition in Chicago. An attachment the size of a USB pen drive which slots into the mouthpiece of a set of bagpipes has put an end to potential roadside flat tyre misery. The...
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Funny story:  Curiosity Mars Buggy  Finds  Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

The main control panel for the Earth, Mars, Sun, Moon and the rest of the Solar System has been found by the Curiosity Mars Vehicle. NASA has now admitted that this was the reason for the multi billion dollar mission. Steven Honking, the distingui...
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Funny story:  Package Holiday Company  Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian  Scuba Diving Packages

Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...
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Funny story:  New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says  Liz Rupture

New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

Ready for anything minister, Liz Rupture has said she can make a much better job of dealing with floods, horsemeat in burgers, badger issues, tsunamis, volcanoes, meteors, earthquakes and students than her sacked predecessor. "also after working for...
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Funny story:  Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Director Didley Scott has made Moses go back and part the Red Sea properly over 100 times until the parting was neat and straight according to an inside source on the location of "Exodus Men and Gods" in Spain. Christian Banal, playing Moses, sai...
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Funny story:  Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.
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Funny story:  Protests in The Street.  Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again. Crying in the stre...
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Funny story:  BBC Sell County Cricket Programmes To U.S. To Break The Wills Of Terrorists

BBC Sell County Cricket Programmes To U.S. To Break The Wills Of Terrorists

BBC executives have negotiated the sell off, at massive gain for the Corporation, the complete archives of all county cricket matches to the U.S. Military. The tapes are to be used to replace "Waterboarding" as a means of cracking suspects' wills to...
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Funny story:  Severn Bridge Amnesty  -  Prisoner Exchange Imminent

Severn Bridge Amnesty - Prisoner Exchange Imminent

In a dramatic press release, The Prince of Wales has ordered the release of 202 Scotsmen and 304 Yorkshiremen from the notorious Severn Bridge Toll avoidance prison. In return, H.R.H. The Duke of Edinburgh will release 501 Welshmen imprisoned...
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Funny story:  Royals Donate Their Dead Horses To Food Centres For The Poor

Royals Donate Their Dead Horses To Food Centres For The Poor

Dead nags, ponies and racehorses will be dragged to soup kitchens and refuges on Princess Annie's suggestion, it was revealed to our Royal correspondent this morning". "Watch this space" said the philanthropic Princess, "we may be sending grouse,...
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