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Funny story: Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism

Spanish Fast Track Solution To Gibraltar Smuggling "Problem" Slammed After E.U. Criticism

After E.U. criticism of Spanish inaction over disproportionate border delays, a proposal by Spain to fast track Spanish Nationals to and from Gibraltar using special lanes has been met with incredulity. While Spain is entitled to stream its lanes...
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Funny story: New Waterfall Found In Wales - Tourism Doubles

New Waterfall Found In Wales - Tourism Doubles

A hitherto undiscovered new waterfall has been found in the upper reaches of the river Taffy in Wales. A dangerous region to explore, even heroic Royal Prince Explorers like Prince Edward refuse to enter the region. Indigenous tribes roam the area a...
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Funny story: End of World In Six Days As Rosetta Space Probe Collision Nudges Comet Towards Earth

End of World In Six Days As Rosetta Space Probe Collision Nudges Comet Towards Earth

Scientists controlling the Rosetta Space Probe's attempt to land on a huge Space Rock were jubilant that the mission had succeeded this morning, but their joy turned to horror when the Orbiter Craft plunged into the comet and shifted it into a deadly...
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Funny story: First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely...
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Funny story: Prince Charles Working As Duke Of Rothesay While On Duke Of Cornwall Handouts

Prince Charles Working As Duke Of Rothesay While On Duke Of Cornwall Handouts

In an undercover sting by our ace reporter, Mr. Mahood (alias The Arab) HRH Prince Charles was filmed opening a bus shelter in Rothesay, Isle of Bute. Social Services are following up the lead, but Charles is known to be claiming millions from Cornwa...
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Funny story: Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze

Wigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze

One of the few remaining intact Victorian Piers with landing stage and International Hotel and casino, Wigan Pier was heroically saved last night by daredevil "Piers" Morgan. Morgan, real name Sidney Morgan, an intrepid self styled superhero with ext...
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Funny story: Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...
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Funny story: Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...
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Funny story: Rocket Enthusiasts Turned Back At Gaza Border

Rocket Enthusiasts Turned Back At Gaza Border

A coach with 57 Model Rocket Construction and Flying Enthusiasts from Oddsall Top Rocket Club has been turned away while trying to cross the border into Palestine to stage a pyrotechnical show. The club, which was started in 1949 has had the trip...
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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh To Be Privatised

Duke Of Edinburgh To Be Privatised

Up to three Dukes of Edinburgh will be operated by the private sector to cope with the increase in Diplomatic duties in any new Independent Scotland. it was announced by the Palace this morning. However, the process by which this might happen is not...
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Funny story: Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Ancient Peat Bog Man Mistaken For Rock Band Guitarist Keifer Richardo

Following Monday's sell out Strolling Bones Concert, the police were called to an old peat bog near the Rock Venue. At first, due to the proximity of the site to Ireland's premier Venue, It was thought that Inebriated Concert Band members had fallen...
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Funny story: New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

New Computer Sneezing Virus Resistant To All Antibiotics

Computer Software Recovery companies have advised anyone whose computer sneezes repeatedly on switching on, to put it in a warm bed with a hot water bottle and make it drink plenty of fluids. In all probability it has contracted a new form of virus...
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Funny story: "Carry On" Films - Surviving Cast Members Innocent Of Any Bottom Pinching - CPS Finding

"Carry On" Films - Surviving Cast Members Innocent Of Any Bottom Pinching - CPS Finding

Requests by Operation "Holly Bush" investigators to interview surviving cast members of all "Ooh Err Missis!" Carry On films have been dismissed by the CPS, who described it as a farce. All the bottom pinching, innuendos and improper suggestions w...
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Funny story: End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

Four members of a doomsday cult, calling themselves Scientopolists and followers of Ronnette L. "Old Mother" Hubbard have been taken away by a spacecraft with huge colored lights making strange "Close Encounter" type musical notes, from Area 51 nea...
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Funny story: Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Looking nothing like a finishing school, La Wombwella ladies' finishing institute was supposed to resemble the kind of back to back house common young ladies would one day inhabit, with stone steps, a microwave and a scruffy kitchen. But now due to...
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Funny story: Solar Panel Firm Bids For DVD Recycling Company

Solar Panel Firm Bids For DVD Recycling Company

Unsold DVDs and CDs from charity shops, music marketing outlets and teenagers' bedrooms have been harvested recently in huge numbers by the recycling firm, Earbleeders. Now the subject of several healthy offers worldwide, probably due to the fac...
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Funny story: New Royal Race Meetings To Feature Only Smack-Head Horses

New Royal Race Meetings To Feature Only Smack-Head Horses

Rally style jockey protection cages are among the proposals for "Horse Smack-Head" meetings to be staged in Afhghanistan. The unfortunate horses which are prone to accidental banned substance ingestion will race while on morphine initially, before b...
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Funny story: Modern Diets Lack Lard - New Survey Findings

Modern Diets Lack Lard - New Survey Findings

Once everywhere and now out of fashion, there are many good reasons to cook with lard. Does it feature in your kitchen? Nutritionists have done a startling u turn to recommend the incorporation of lard into all four meals per day according to the...
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George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.

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